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Classic track given a wonderful rendition by these young virtuosos! hahahahahahahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6eMW...layer_embedded
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There was a thread about this the other day. This is more disgusting than 2girls1cup.
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I only made it til "she's got eyes..." before I started looking for something sharp to stick in my ears....

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Ouch! lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZubj...eature=related

That one is ACTUALLY GNR and I have to say - it's not much better.

At the beginning Duff is very off, and Axl is doing something with his voice that just makes it sound like Sh..t
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:17 AM
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this is a sitar version and its pretty cool really
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1nav-rjeI
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Classic track given a wonderful rendition by these young virtuosos! hahahahahahahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6eMW...layer_embedded
OMG Epic Fail. And then to have the fat kid shirtless yet besides.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZubj...eature=related

That one is ACTUALLY GNR and I have to say - it's not much better.

At the beginning Duff is very off, and Axl is doing something with his voice that just makes it sound like Sh..t
Imagine... GNR being bad...
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Multi-level suckage... for both clips.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:35 AM
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I only made it til "she's got eyes..." before I started looking for something sharp to stick in my ears....

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Pretty sure this is a joke, people.
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Pretty sure this is a joke, people.
I hope you're right.

Bass player's English is pretty good though.
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I hope you're right.

Bass player's English is pretty good though.
Actually I am sure it is. There are instances where you can see that the guitarist can play better (he actually has some good technique that shines through every once and a while which he is trying to hold back).
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YouTube continues to amaze me - I guess when I was a teen, I would have done stuff like this because it was goofy & fun... but youtube is full of adults who just post random strange / stuff... and much of it is rather self-deprecating / humiliating... Don't these folks have jobs or at least dignity??
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YouTube continues to amaze me - I guess when I was a teen, I would have done stuff like this because it was goofy & fun... but youtube is full of adults who just post random strange / stuff... and much of it is rather self-deprecating / humiliating... Don't these folks have jobs or at least dignity??
It's all about the "hit" count... no one wants to see normal people doing something well. Man bites dog.

Exhibit A, this clip of an epically bad cover performance... which has generated nearly 1.4 million views.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
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These guys have some potential too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoG7w...eature=related
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MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!
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