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Old 09-10-2012, 10:12 PM
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I have my first ever guitar lesson tonight. I've been playing for twelve years, never to late to get someone to show you something new/different :-)
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:04 PM
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Nice guys, nice

15 - Stilettoprefer
16 - lwknives (good luck with that gig, eh)
17 - Raymeous, very versatile
18 - Shamgar1986, of course you qualify!
19 - Profania_bass, great to hear

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Old 09-12-2012, 06:23 PM
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I would say I am a bassist who can play a bit of guitar, but I wouldn't rate myself as a guitarist really. It is useful for recording rhythm tracks and the odd acoustic jam though.

I have a number of basses, but my one and only guitar is this one (which I like a lot, but others may not). Not sure if this qualifies me.

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I play both as well. But the real trick is I play guitar and bass plus right AND left handed. Now where is the club for that?
That is amazing JT. But I have to ask why you would do that. I assume you are a lefty, but I also assumed that these days there were many more southpaw options than in the old days, when you guys were forced to adapt to right-handed instruments. Is that not true?
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:39 PM
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Epiphone Black Beauty?
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:54 PM
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I started on guitar at age 10, took up bass at age 13. Until I was in my late '20s, I was equally good on both, and frankly had a pretty good rep on guitar.

Then I started having kids and had to make choices about what to do musically, when and with whom. Where I ended up is that my heart, musically and otherwise, is as a bass player. That and the fact that, on reflection, if there are 3 billion people on the planet Earth, something like 1 billion of them play guitar. I just lost interest in guitar.

I do keep doubling though. My band duties call for not only bass guitar but upright bass, mandolin and harmonica. But I haven't touched a guitar in maybe two years.
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:03 AM
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Epiphone Black Beauty?
Well spotted my friend. Just can't justify a Gibson for a part-time guitarist like me. But this one plays beautifully (to me at least).
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:36 PM
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Just added these babies to the guitarsenal:



The one on the right was mine originally...just got it back from a nephew who (ahem) "borrowed" it for several years, moved away & allowed one of his untamed rugrats to beat the living hell out of it.

Cleaned up, restrung & set up, plays as nicely as ever.

The doublecut on the left is a Canadian Dillion. Say what you want about them, but this little monster absolutely smokes!

Entertaining the possibility of switching back to guitar since one of our guitar players gave notice in September. We'll see...
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:21 PM
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Oh shoot, just occurred to me:

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Sorry I missed you!

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and nice duo, FF.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:14 PM
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All right, finally got a couple of pics of my guitar. (Club founder has no pics, lolol ) It's a Hanson Firenze T90 Trans Orange w/maple board. I love this guitar sooo much, the neck is the best guitar neck I have ever played. It is super-chunky maple goodness. Feels like it should cost $1200, cost me $500-something. Actually cost me $0, it was a gift.

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Old 11-29-2012, 03:43 PM
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Count me in as well. I started on guitar, and still play on occasion, but have been in bands and gigged primarily as a bassist. My guitars I've collected over 18 years of playing, and currently outnumber my basses. The last guitar I acquired was a 30th birthday present from my family - a 2010 Fender American Standard Tele in Natural Ash. It's included in the below pic, which is the Fender portion of my collection. From left to right, my '94 MIM Standard Strat (First guitar I owned and learned on), 2001 Am. Series Strat, and my 2010 Fender American Standard Tele. Not pictured are my Heritage H140CM in Emerald Green, my '96 Gibson SG Standard, and my '98 Ibanez AR250 which I swapped in SD Phat Cat pickups.

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Old 11-29-2012, 03:44 PM
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Awesome collection!

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Old 11-30-2012, 12:20 PM
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In this particular context I qualify.

Guitar - 28+ years
Bass - 25+ years
Keys - 20+ years
Drums - 10+ years

As for the "guitard" thing I am more than willing to testify that they do exist and some seem to wear it proudly.
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:17 PM
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In this particular context I qualify.

Guitar - 28+ years
Bass - 25+ years
Keys - 20+ years
Drums - 10+ years

As for the "guitard" thing I am more than willing to testify that they do exist and some seem to wear it proudly.
LOL wow, that's quite the track record. You want a number?
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Old 11-30-2012, 04:24 PM
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I'll bite.

I like to play guitar when I'm by myself and/or writing stuff, although I will play guitar in front of people if there's not another guitarist present to screw me up. I like to play bass in bands because I'm just a rhythm kind of guy.

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Old 11-30-2012, 07:17 PM
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Honestly I kind of feel the same way.

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Old 11-30-2012, 07:34 PM
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Number please!



Started on bass, will always choose bass but having an acoustic 6-string to strum outside on a summer day with neighborhood friends can't be beat...
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:39 PM
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Of course, man!

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Old 11-30-2012, 07:41 PM
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See my TB guitar thread pretty much covering TBrs who play guitar.

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Old 12-01-2012, 06:24 AM
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Hah well, tell 'em all to come here!

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Old 12-05-2012, 11:47 AM
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Count me in. I gig regularly on guitar, bass, and cello, with occasional forays into mandolin
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