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05-01-2009, 09:26 AM
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I was wearing a "Mediocre Bassist Club" T shirt that I had made and a woman asked me "What's a "Bassist"? (She pronounced it like the fish.) I gave her the correct way to say it and told her: "You know, it's like a guitar, but it sounds better." What would have been a better reply? |
05-01-2009, 09:28 AM
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05-01-2009, 11:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | "It means Im better at playing the bass thann fishing for bass"
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05-01-2009, 11:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: dallas,tx | | BASSIST?????....it was suppose to say RAPIST!!
i know,i know...but thats all i got 
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05-01-2009, 11:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NJ via NYC | | I would have asked her why she dropped out of school in the 3rd grade. 
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05-01-2009, 01:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Woodburn, Oregon | | | "Nothing... whatsabassist with you?"
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05-01-2009, 01:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Atlanta | | | These are awesome responses. I'm not that funny so I've got nothing to contribute.
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05-01-2009, 01:12 PM
| | | For the uninformed, I just call my bass a guitar. |
05-01-2009, 04:04 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I would have taken her out back to meet the bass that I keep in my shorts. |
05-01-2009, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I would have taken her out back to meet the bass that I keep in my shorts. | +1 |
05-01-2009, 04:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Wisconsin | | | I would go with this
her "what's a bassist?"
me "F*** if I know" |
05-01-2009, 06:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: South Florida, in the U.S.A. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I would have taken her out back to meet the bass that I keep in my shorts. | AHHHH yes the ole trouser trout.
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05-01-2009, 06:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Highway 61 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowtippy What would have been a better reply? | Step around and check out her backside and say, "Nice bass" (pronounced like the fish). |
05-01-2009, 06:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: South Florida, in the U.S.A. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by GlennW Step around and check out her backside and say, "Nice bass" (pronounced like the fish). | Epic WINNER !
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