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Old 08-26-2005, 06:55 PM
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Take heart! No matter how bad you may be...

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....this guy is infinately worse!

I give you... "The Rawker!"

The Rawker Rawks!!!

This is laugh out loud bad. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere. I couldn't find it at first glance if it has.
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:50 PM
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Great stuff! The end of "whole lotta love" is amazing!
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:31 AM
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LOL!

Hey! I know that guy! He's "everyman redneck" here in Texas. I wouldn't be surprised if actually LIVES in Dallas/Fort Worth!!!


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Old 08-27-2005, 08:57 AM
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Sounds kinda like what I imagine Jeff Foxworthy would sound like if he ever tried to front a classic metal band.
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Old 08-28-2005, 01:56 AM
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Good God...

"...wannawholelottalouve...wannawholelottalove ..."

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LMFAO!!! Holy God, I can't stop laughing!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Holy ****! LOL!!!!! I am in f'ing tears!!!!

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Old 08-28-2005, 07:27 AM
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Ye gods. Next time my singer asks me if he can sing, I'll give him the link and say 'just about as good as this guy'.

...I'm kidding, mine *can* sing.
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:50 AM
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Wow. This guy is so tonedeaf it's not even funny. Wait, no, it is. The lack of music also makes it even funnier.
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Old 08-31-2005, 12:36 AM
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i rather enjoyed the smooth mellow vibes of the velvet throated rawker ......

..... but then again, i rather enjoy mashing my big toe with a hammer
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Old 09-01-2005, 05:21 PM
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The Rawker

Is it just me or does he sound exactly like Dell Gribble
from King of the Hill?
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:15 AM
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i like the "is this you" page, he had a good pint. atleast he has some heart.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:37 PM
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Well ye haw! That boy can sang!!!! It folks like him that make the rest of us southerners look bad.(lol)
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I like the reverb.
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Old 09-07-2005, 01:42 PM
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I get redirected to the Red Cross website....on different machines even.
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I get redirected to the Red Cross website....on different machines even.
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I get redirected to the Red Cross website....on different machines even.
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I get redirected to the Red Cross website....on different machines even.


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what a bummer! I have to miss out!
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Man... did that link get deleted! Drag. Did it have swearing?

I'm so pissed that I won't donate any money to the Red Cross...
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what a bummer! I have to miss out!
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edit: i just did a search on google, i think he did it himself, it automatically redirects.
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Old 09-10-2005, 04:18 PM
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That site went down so fast You'd think it might have been a member to this community...?

Sure would like to see it though...
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....this guy is infinately worse!

I give you... "The Rawker!"

The Rawker Rawks!!!

This is laugh out loud bad. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere. I couldn't find it at first glance if it has.
I dunno, he reminds me of a friend of mine who thinks he's a singer... except The Rawker is better... im serious..
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