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Old 10-12-2008, 03:41 PM
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take a look at this...

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you can definatly tell this person is a complete idiot that knows nothing about music..


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=bass%20player


read the first definition.it make your blood BOIL.
psh. urban dictionary..gotta be one of the fakest places on the net.
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lol
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It's upsetting because it's true.


Personally, I liked definition #3 the best.
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#3 FTW

alot thumbs down on that one though singer and guitar players that know its true
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#3 FTW

alot thumbs down on that one though singer and guitar players that know its true
straight up..
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:58 PM
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It's upsetting because it's true.


Personally, I liked definition #3 the best.

yeah maybe only partially.its not always the case.the way that guy was saying it was like that we serve no purpose in a band,and like we are unneeded.but if he wants to go ahead and sound like crap with his dinky little guitar all by itself,he should knock himself out..
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Too bad the definition defending bass players was apparently written by a middle school drop-out.
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Old 10-12-2008, 06:15 PM
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#3 makes me not care about #1.
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Why are idiots still allowed to communicate in this day and age?
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More importantly, why does anyone care?
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Haha! I love URBANDICTIONARY! LOL
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wait...they aren't correct?
that darn urbandictionary...i usually consider them to be a non-humorous source of knowledge!!!

you can tell that bass players read that first one and then submitted the next two.


psh. internet...gotta be one of the fakest places on the net
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Too bad the definition defending bass players was apparently written by a middle school drop-out.
hahaha
thats probably true
i like def #3 along with everyone else
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they forgot funny hairstyles though
i personally like the mullet on bassplayers
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yeah maybe only partially.its not always the case.the way that guy was saying it was like that we serve no purpose in a band,and like we are unneeded.but if he wants to go ahead and sound like crap with his dinky little guitar all by itself,he should knock himself out..

Wow, chill out dude. Its a joke...
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:57 PM
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the first one was written by a egocentric guitar player. the second one was written either by a guitar player who understands the bass or a bass player. and the third was obviously written by a bassist because its true +)
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#3 .. LOL! If that's the case, the rest of my band must pee sitting down ...
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Urban dictionary. A slang dictionary written by the general populace. Why is anyone surprised at these definitions?

Ironic though, that a group of guitarrists might come up with #1 or 2 on their own anyway.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=guitarist

1. Guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn ****** blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these ****wads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.



written by a bassist?
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