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Old 07-13-2010, 11:53 AM
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taking the guitard too the prom...

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its my guitarists prom tonight shes abit younger than the rest of the band and asked me too take her too her highschool prom wish me luck
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errr.....good luck
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oo fun, good luck!
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Good Luck! How much is "a bit"
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Good Luck! How much is "a bit"
shes 16 im 21 im reasonably sure im gonna be the oldest guy there,things i do too keep the band happy
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Just when I thought TalkBass was getting a bit stale...

What's the legal age of consent in your state? No pics, no prom date....themz the rules.

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Is that legal?

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Lol, Pics or shens.

And good luck. I never went, so I can't offer advice.
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Old 07-13-2010, 11:59 AM
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no pics no prom.

jp beat me to it.
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shes 16 im 21 im reasonably sure im gonna be the oldest guy there,things i do too keep the band happy
Scrap the band....this is her night. Your job is to make sure she shines.

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Can you say statutory?
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Just be a gentleman & be the eye candy you are suppose to be. Your job is to make her the envy of her piers.
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just remember she is 16.
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If you're going to use the word "guitard" it would probably serve you to learn how to use the words two, too, and to.

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Just be a gentleman & be the eye candy you are suppose to be. Your job is to make her the envy of her piers.
That's a bit presumptuous....maybe the OP is butt-ugly but has a nice car. Hey, I'm just sayin......! Defintely need pics of the following:

*OP
*His suit / tuxedo
*Car or alternative transportation (could be traveling by pack mule for all we know)
*Prom date
*Prom dress
*Corsage
*Prom date's parents, with emphasis on the father

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If you're going to use the word "guitard" it would probably serve you to learn how to use the words two, too, and to.

Can you define irony?

Oh wait, you already did.

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hahahaha!!!!
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Where the heck has a prom in the middle of July?
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That's a bit presumptuous....maybe the OP is butt-ugly but has a nice car. Hey, I'm just sayin......! Defintely need pics of the following:

*OP
*His suit / tuxedo
*Car or alternative transportation (could be traveling by pack mule for all we know)
*Prom date
*Prom dress
*Corsage
*Prom date's parents, with emphasis on the father

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LMAO;
look at it this way, even if he (the OP) isn't all that handsome she will only look all the more beautiful hanging off his arm. So either way it should turn out to be win/win for her. And ultimately it is about her.
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