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Old 07-21-2009, 05:14 PM
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While I was outside burying a Raccoon, I was thinking to myself that it would be funny to write a song about TalkBass, but all I could think of was the first two verses. Then I thought, why not make this a community effort? So, here's the verses I thought of.... someone else can write the next! Let's see how long we can make this song.

"There's a new place I hang out at
It's called the TalkBass forum
I log on and talk with bassists
It helps me fight my boredom"

Verse 3....
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:30 PM
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At this wonderful place of Talkbass
We only talk about bass and more
We talk 4,5 &,6 strings
but Jaco only needed four.

i know its lame but its all i got.
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:34 PM
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:35 PM
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awesome guys, if u want to record a song where we all trade solos , im DOWN ! !!

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Old 07-21-2009, 05:42 PM
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It would be wild if someone made a drumtrack and we continually updated a .wav or .mp3 of our own short jam over it.
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:42 PM
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:43 PM
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It would be wild if someone made a drumtrack and we continually updated a .wav or .mp3 of our own short jam over it.
YES!
5 seconds each!!
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:44 PM
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something like this? http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:51 PM
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While I was outside burying a Raccoon...
This was necessary to your post?
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:57 PM
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This was necessary to your post?
Heck, that's when I do most of my thinking, doesn't everybody??
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:08 PM
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Heck, that's when I do most of my thinking, doesn't everybody??
Who doesn't?

In the credits we should cite the "Only on TB" thread as our inspiration.
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:24 PM
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Sometimes if I'm feeling evil
I'll have some fun--stereotype!
Or I'll join the rant page
And gripe and gripe and gripe
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:53 PM
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You don't have to show your face.
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You have no pics, then you have no bass
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:03 PM
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Which bass is best for metal?
What are pickup covers? (< "-vers" sung in falsetto)
Maybe if you'd just search a little
You wouldn't have to bother (*making threads* <sung by backup singers, slowly.)
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:10 PM
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Some guys post jokes,
Some guys post rants.
Some guy's got $200.
Burning a hole in their pants.

P or Jazz?
Relic or New?
Rig or a Combo?
I just don't know what to do.

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Old 07-21-2009, 07:10 PM
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I'm hoping "burying a raccoon" wasn't some sort of metaphor i missed.

I get relief
from my wife yelling in my face
when i tell her of a club
with 50+ basses
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My woody makes a P sound.
The Uncouth!'s anti-hipster anthem: I hate your mustache!

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Old 07-21-2009, 07:14 PM
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The are relic-haters
There are relic-lovers
There are Jaco 'baters
and those that live in Glover (Vermont)
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:22 PM
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I just got back,
from burying a Raccoon.
I ain't got no shovel,
so I had to use a spoon.

He's planted out back,
under the tree where it's shady.
there in the flowerbed,
right next to my last ol' lady.

That last part is not true,
don't get me wrong.
I just remember something like it,
from an old Guns and Roses song.
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:50 PM
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jaco-baters almost sent me out of my chair laughing
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:04 PM
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Gotta play some metal
Gonna need another pedal
My bass will sound real sick
When I play it with a pick <gasp>
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