One of the funniest things (except to my wife) is hearing my two-year-old say "fart." Guess who taught him that?
I was giving him a bath one night and he let one loose in the water -- looked like a freakin' Jacuzzi. So I said, "Flipper, did you fart?"
That's all he said for the next hour..."fot...fot...fot" And of course the more he said it, the more me and my other kids laughed, which only made him say it more.
Great stuff.
Just remember though, in the words of Confusius: Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
I find it elevating and exhilarating to discover that we live in a universe which permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we. - Carl Sagan Rock 'n' Roll... It's got nothing to do with journalists, and it hasn't really even got anything to do with musicians, either. - Pete Townsend
Originally posted by john turner what about "all of the above"?
Does it appear that the poll was an after thought??? My apologies.
JCADMUS: Along those lines, my 16 month old is learning that farts are funny. My wife can't stop laughing so of course she chimes in whith her own laugh to mock mommy. That's bad news for me. I'm not looking forward to long trips in the car with this kid.
Why is that whenever you are on an elevator by yourself, you let one loose 'coz you think there won't be anyone around for a bit....and then next thing you know the elevator stops at the next floor and some babe walks on...
? I've cleared many a room with some of my butt trumpets. 
