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Old 05-03-2009, 05:26 PM
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i'm pleased he's supporting this fine forum (as am i in my own small way) but his picture on the left-hand side of the page is making me uncomfortable.
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Dr Burkowitz, please stop glaring at walterw!!!!
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Old 05-03-2009, 05:28 PM
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i'm pleased he's supporting this fine forum (as am i in my own small way) but his picture on the left-hand side of the page is making me uncomfortable.
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Old 05-03-2009, 05:33 PM
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I say we make a pole for him to change his picture!
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lol funniest post i've seen in awhile
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great, now the glare will haunt me at night
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Old 05-03-2009, 05:35 PM
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I was wondering if I was the only one.
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Old 05-03-2009, 05:35 PM
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I'll see if I can find a different avatar - now, in the meantime star into my eyes and bring me all of your cheesy poofs

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Old 05-03-2009, 05:43 PM
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must give Dr B. cheesy poofs
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Old 05-03-2009, 05:48 PM
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Have you noticed that the eyes seem to follow you around the room?
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Old 05-03-2009, 05:51 PM
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yes.... mwahhhhhh.... now about those cheesy poofs
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Old 05-03-2009, 06:08 PM
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I'll see if I can find a different avatar - now, in the meantime star into my eyes and bring me all of your cheesy poofs

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how about this?
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Old 05-03-2009, 06:19 PM
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Old 05-03-2009, 07:42 PM
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The frog is the best...

I've since changed my avatar to a different photo - but, I see the previous pic, still shows under the supporting membership thank you.

I guess you will need to come up with cheesy poof's for me and the mods to make that change.

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Old 05-03-2009, 09:28 PM
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"frog"? that's the hypnotoad! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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