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Old 03-27-2011, 11:33 PM
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IV. I do this! Well, I put the messages as updates on my own wall not on my friends' walls.

VII. Eric Clapton IS overrated.

Does this make me a d-bag?
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VII. Eric Clapton IS overrated.
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I'm guilty of numbers VII and VI. Although the one about the sound volume might have something to do with my slowly going deaf.
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Eric's cool, but Eddie and Mark piss me off. And yes, I make my bass too loud. Whatever, take enough jabs at being the bssist and you'll make damn sure people hear you.
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I'm guilty of IV and IX but in my defense, I have .013's on my strat.
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Geesh guys...

In mainstream western religions, folks who only keep a couple of the commandments are seen as falling down on the job. Seems like most of us are lapsed d-bags.

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Geesh guys...

In mainstream western religions, folks who only keep a couple of the commandments are seen as falling down on the job. Seems like most of us are lapsed d-bags.

Well..... I haven't killed anybody.



Not lately.....
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Geesh guys...

In mainstream western religions, folks who only keep a couple of the commandments are seen as falling down on the job. Seems like most of us are lapsed d-bags.


You think keeping 10 commandments is tough?! Try keeping the best part of 613 like I try and do (well, the ones that apply to me anyway).
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I'm gonna go ahead and say that Mark Tremonti is just about one of the most overrated guitar players in recent history.

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You think keeping 10 commandments is tough?! Try keeping the best part of 613 like I try and do (well, the ones that apply to me anyway).
My great grandmother did a good enough job that she is the only woman buried among the Rebbes, overlooking all the other graves. For myself, probably best not to ask.

Still I do keep a couple of the guitar d-bag commandments.

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I'm gonna go ahead and say that Mark Tremonti is just about one of the most overrated guitar players in recent history.

just my $.02
Not more overrated than Eddie f-ing Van Halen. HOLY RHOMBUS, that guy is so damn overrated.
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Pure wankery. Sloppy. And isn't he Christian? What's with the horns?
No, he isn't.
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:20 PM
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Not my cup of tea. Not much love from me for most shredders. This guy is one exception because he does not just shred even though he is highly capable of doing just that.

Shawn Lane & Bunny Brunel - Led Boots

R.I.P. Shawn.

BTW Bunny Brunel steps on the intro, thinks better of it and backs out. Probably not a song he plays every day. Does it make me a guitar d-bag that I point out this mistake?

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VII. Eric Clapton IS overrated.
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His music bites wangus and swallows.
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