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Old 10-04-2010, 06:41 AM
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A termite walks into a bar...
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... and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

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Old 10-04-2010, 06:56 AM
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A Ham & Cheese on Rye sits on a stool at a bar and asks for a scotch, on the rocks.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve sandwiches here."
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