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Old 03-12-2010, 10:17 AM
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So I get told half the pics of me are no good cause my eyes are almost always closed when I play.

Anybody else close eyes while playing? practicing doesnt count, it has to be on a gig.
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:51 AM
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I tend to do the same thing. It usually happens when I get into the "zone" especially during improv. In my jazz/funk band a lot of the changes are by cue and I'm horrible about missing them occasionally because my eyes are closed. I like to play that way because it allows me to really concentrate and use my ears, but it's a bad habit I should try to break.
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:55 AM
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I don't usually close my eyes while playing but the guitarist and keyboardist in my last band did constantly, I had to add a talk back mic on stage to our in ear monitor sends so I could get their attention or else we would STILL be playing Purple Rain...
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Old 03-12-2010, 11:51 AM
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Sign me up! I play with my eyes shut, my mouth open and my tongue lolling out.
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Sign me up! I play with my eyes shut, my mouth open and my tongue lolling out.



Tho he does open his eyes on occasion......................




Best.Pic.EVAH!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:00 PM
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Tho he does open his eyes on occasion......................




Best.Pic.EVAH!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:28 PM
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I do it too. Nice pic.....did she make you cough?
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:29 PM
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I do it too. Nice pic.....did she make you cough?
It was more of an involuntary expulsion of air. Followed by high pitched whining......
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:07 PM
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I tend to close mine when I sing. I agree, its a habit I should break....

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Old 03-12-2010, 05:56 PM
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I used to, but I realised that you can't dodge the flying beer bottles/ogle the chicks with your eyes shut. Come to think of it, if you don't ogle the chicks, their boyfriends don't throw beer bottles at you ....
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Finally!! Someone shares my secret shame!

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Old 03-13-2010, 10:31 AM
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:37 AM
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Definitely play with my eyes closed. I actually don't think I do, but it seems that every shot has me with my eyes shut.
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Old 03-14-2010, 07:35 AM
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I find that I'm playing with my eyes closed on some of the slower "psychadelic" songs like White Rabbit and Whiter Shade of Pale, but not on the faster stuff. And we do mostly faster stuff.
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Old 03-14-2010, 01:29 PM
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I only close 'em when I play a Steinberger. Otherwise, I'm afraid my left hand will slide off the end of the neck.
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Old 03-14-2010, 11:30 PM
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Old 03-15-2010, 10:18 AM
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Old 03-16-2010, 10:18 AM
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Yes.The band I played in for 4 years knew this and would bust my "trance" for changes and tit shots.Good mates.
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