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Old 08-12-2008, 01:22 PM
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The first two where funny...the rest where cold, so cold.
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Should have included going next to the guitarist and leaning against him while he plays a solo. Next to no guitarist does this (at least when soloing) but a lot of bassists are guilty of this corny as hell move.

Should also have included:
1) Giving spare cable to guitarist
2) Hauling the entire drum by yourself while the drummer chats with fat girls
3) Singing backup vocals on every song because "you have it easy"
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