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01-02-2012, 10:44 PM
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One of my favorite bits from "Whose line is it anyway?"
I'll start off,
"That g-string looks waaaay too loose" |
01-02-2012, 10:47 PM
| | | | That neck looks a bit worn.
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01-02-2012, 10:54 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Parker, CO | | | I hope my wife doesn't mind me getting another one. |
01-02-2012, 10:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Missouri | | | That thing has a big bottom on it.
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Layin' it down like Balaam's Donkey...
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01-02-2012, 10:55 PM
| | | | She's got a fat bottom end. |
01-02-2012, 11:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | | that one is really heavy
Maybe I should find something to seal that crack up with
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01-02-2012, 11:03 PM
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Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | I broke off my jack in her.
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01-02-2012, 11:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Smyrna, Tennessee. | | | I really dig the roadworn relic finish. |
01-02-2012, 11:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Mesquite, TX | | | She really growls when you set her up just right. |
01-02-2012, 11:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | | I'm gonna slap the crap out of you tonight! |
01-02-2012, 11:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Germany | | She's asian. Quote:
Originally Posted by elgecko I'm gonna slap the crap out of you tonight! |  |
01-02-2012, 11:20 PM
| | | | She's a bit on the heavy side, but the more I drink the lighter she feels.
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01-02-2012, 11:33 PM
|  | It's time for Dodger baseball! | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mentone Beach | | | What a shweet peesh of ash!
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01-02-2012, 11:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by steamthief What a shweet peesh of ash! | what ? you cannot say that?
that explains the "sleep on the couch" deal then 
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01-02-2012, 11:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Fairfield Iowa | | | She's the best for metal |
01-02-2012, 11:39 PM
| | | | I haven't taken her out of the house in years.
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01-02-2012, 11:41 PM
| | | | She's really quiet. |
01-02-2012, 11:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia | | | You wouldn't guess at first glance, but she's a real screamer.
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01-02-2012, 11:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia | | | She's got a couple of loose screws, but that's no big deal.
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01-02-2012, 11:51 PM
| | | | The back compartment is easy-access.
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