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09-30-2010, 09:13 PM
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These three guys die and go up to heaven. St Peter meets them at the gate and says he has to ask a few questions before they can get in. To the first one he asks "How much money did you make on earth, and what did you do?"
The first guy says he made about $300,000 each year and he was an attorney. St. Peter nods and opens the gate for him.
The second guy says he made $200,000 a year and he was a doctor. St Peter nods and opens the gate for him.
St Peter asks the third guy how much he made on earth. " I only made about $16,000 a year St Peter".
"What instrument did you play" |
09-30-2010, 09:15 PM
| | | | was it bass? |
09-30-2010, 09:17 PM
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09-30-2010, 09:47 PM
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09-30-2010, 10:24 PM
| | | | st. peter then told the guy to load in through the kitchen.
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09-30-2010, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by walterw  st. peter then told the guy to load in through the kitchen. |
..and that he had to pay for his beer.
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09-30-2010, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bigfatbass ..and that he had to pay for his beer. | ...and that the Lord's favorite song is "Freebird".
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09-30-2010, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion ...and that the Lord's favorite song is "Freebird". | And that Jesus likes to sit in...
And he has this girlfriend... |
09-30-2010, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion ...and that the Lord's favorite song is "Freebird". | Thought it was Stairway....
oh wait, forgot about the satanic messages you hear when you play it backwards.
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10-01-2010, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by M0ses Thought it was Stairway....
oh wait, forgot about the satanic messages you hear when you play it backwards. | You both have it wrong...    
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10-01-2010, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion ...and that the Lord's favorite song is "Freebird". | I thought they were in Heaven. 
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10-01-2010, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Rico_2212 I thought they were in Heaven. | Only some of them!
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10-01-2010, 10:16 AM
| | | | WOW! He made $16,000 a year playing in a band. How did he get that much? |
10-01-2010, 10:36 AM
|  | Total Hyper-Elite Member | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Groom Lake, NV | | | OK, so what really happened was the attorney got to the gates, and St. Peter checks his clipboard and says, "My, you lived to be 147 years old?" The attorney says, "Let me see that," and grabs the clipboard. Then he laughs and says, "Ohhhh! No, that's just my billable time."
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10-01-2010, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Munjibunga OK, so what really happened was the attorney got to the gates, and St. Peter checks his clipboard and says, "My, you lived to be 147 years old?" The attorney says, "Let me see that," and grabs the clipboard. Then he laughs and says, "Ohhhh! No, that's just my billable time." | Good one. Applies to consultants too. |
10-01-2010, 10:43 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: NYC | | This thread is killing me!! Very funny ... albeit a stretch to believe an attorney could actually make it up to heaven! |
10-01-2010, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by pasta4lnch This thread is killing me!! Very funny ... albeit a stretch to believe an attorney could actually make it up to heaven! | Well, they have to go somewhere, hell certainly doesn't want them and there's nothing lower to come back as.
There's a comedian who has a line about how he figures if he kills a cockroach he's doing it a favor because he believes in reincarnation and he figures they pretty much have to come back as an equal or higher life form, "I mean, what are the chances of them coming back as a lawyer?"
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10-01-2010, 03:20 PM
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10-01-2010, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mid_life_crisis Well, they have to go somewhere, hell certainly doesn't want them and there's nothing lower to come back as.... | Whatcha talking about....hell has all the good attorneys!
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10-01-2010, 03:29 PM
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oh, nevermind. 
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