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Old 10-29-2009, 02:28 PM
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It seems that no matter what the subject matter regarding basses, amps, recording, performing there is some level of disagreement among all of us. Not that this is a bad thing but is there anything that we all absolutely agree on? Just thought it would be interesting to see.
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:29 PM
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Yeah, well I disagree.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:27 PM
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We can probably all agree that the guys over on the DB side can get wound a little tight from time to time.

Them are some serious dudes.
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...is there anything that we all absolutely agree on?
I'm betting we can all agree that the answer to that question is "no".


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Bass is the "glue" that sticks together the rhythm, the harmony and melody of a song!
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I'm betting we can all agree that the answer to that question is "no".


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Without the bass there's a missing foundation and the song sounds thin.
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