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Old 10-29-2009, 08:48 PM
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I think we can all agree to disagree.
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No he's not! He's living in a cave in Africa with Tupac and Elvis!
....along with every other organism that ever lived cause that cave in africa is where everyone goes when they "die"
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....along with every other organism that ever lived cause that cave in africa is where everyone goes when they "die"
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:11 AM
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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Old 10-31-2009, 12:45 PM
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It seems that no matter what the subject matter regarding basses, amps, recording, performing there is some level of disagreement among all of us. Not that this is a bad thing but is there anything that we all absolutely agree on? Just thought it would be interesting to see.
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:10 PM
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We all like carrots. The fat ones like bacon. The interesting ones like carrots wrapped in bacon.
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:22 PM
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I like lobster wraped in bacon.
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:25 PM
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:55 PM
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We all like carrots. The fat ones like bacon. The interesting ones like carrots wrapped in bacon.
One bacon wrapped in carrots, please! And hold the bacon, mkay.
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:43 AM
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Old 11-01-2009, 04:29 PM
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say most of us have some appreciation of grilled cheese.
Actually, I don't like cheese. Sorry.
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Old 11-01-2009, 04:42 PM
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Old 11-01-2009, 04:54 PM
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We all like carrots. The fat ones like bacon. The interesting ones like carrots wrapped in bacon.
The drunk ones drink there beers while eating the bacon wrapped carrot.
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