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Old 07-21-2011, 02:28 AM
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just Plugging through some old threads and i come across a complete jackass! claiming he's easily the best in his city at 17 ..... well thankyou very much sir! This sort of thing makes me want to practise harder and longer than before!

who needs motavational speakers when there are so many morons lurking around?
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:30 AM
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just Plugging through some old threads and i come across a complete jackass! claiming he's easily the best in his city at 17 ..... well thankyou very much sir! This sort of thing makes me want to practise harder and longer than before!

who needs motavational speakers when there are so many morons lurking around?
What are "motavational" speakers?
Are they any good?
Who makes them and how much are they?
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:44 AM
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What are "motavational" speakers?
Are they any good?
Who makes them and how much are they?
I just built my own 4x10 using motavationals, they sound pretty good. Got lucky with a great deal on CL. It was a tossup between those and 4 insparationnalz.
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Old 07-21-2011, 08:08 AM
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But are tey best fur metalz?
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:28 PM
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But are tey best fur metalz?
No, you need teh brutalz for that.
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:33 PM
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No, you need teh brutalz for that.
Teh brutalz are only good for icelandic whale venom black frost viking pirate metal.
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Teh brutalz are only good for icelandic whale venom black frost viking pirate metal.
whirrant the harpoonz fer dat?
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Wow, this one went to s**t REAL fast. Bravo.
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Old 07-21-2011, 03:47 PM
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You know, Albert Einstein was a bad speller. I can't recall reading about anyone ever questioning how smart he was.
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Old 07-21-2011, 08:56 PM
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You know, Albert Einstein was a bad speller. I can't recall reading about anyone ever questioning how smart he was.
Einstein wouldn't have wasted his time posting on TB.
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:04 PM
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I dunno.... Jaco boasted he was the best in Florida when he was 17.... and he probably was!
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I'm teh best in Florda wehn Im 17
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I'm the best bass player at school...




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Old 07-21-2011, 11:43 PM
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I once played the bassline of yyz on a bass I functioned out of a dead fish, a live fish, and peanut butter.
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Old 07-21-2011, 11:49 PM
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What the fish a bass?

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Teh brutalz are only good for icelandic whale venom black frost viking pirate metal.
D*mn.... I play Canadian whale venom hardcore black frost viking pirate metal. And, for those who can't keep up, Canadian whale venom hardcore black frost viking pirate metal is a backlash against wimpy Canadian whale venom melodic black frost viking pirate metal.

So what is the best bass for Canadian whale venom hardcore black frost viking pirate metal? I am guessing this.
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Old 07-22-2011, 12:13 AM
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I normally play redneck angry explosive diareah girble rock, what's the best combo amp availible for this?!!?!?!
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Old 07-22-2011, 07:53 AM
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Wow, this one went to s**t REAL fast. Bravo.
i got to this post and lost it... the people in the surrounding area in my office were wondering what the heck was so funny...



okay let someone else read it... they didn't get it... non-bass players... they know nothing of TB memes
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