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Old 09-02-2008, 03:18 PM
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:35 PM
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Gary Busey has the best commentary! LOL
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:41 PM
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There is a God and he loves bass players.
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:50 PM
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I, like the security guard suggested, would have beat the mess out of that guy.

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There is a God and he loves bass players.
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There is a God and he is a bass player.


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Old 09-02-2008, 04:03 PM
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Somebody tell Busey to lay off the tan-in-a-bottle.

Somebody else tell him, that is. Me, I'm afraid he'd come and kill my whole family.

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Old 09-02-2008, 04:10 PM
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Heh, that punk got what he deserved.
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:17 PM
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:20 PM
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He left his basses in a van overnight?
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That Busey comment was hysterical, I think I'm going to sig it.
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:23 PM
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haha that is good
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haha that is good


It's true!
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He left his basses in a van overnight?
that was my first thought.
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Old 09-02-2008, 06:40 PM
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There is a God and he loves bass players.
cant argue with that logic
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that was my first thought.

Dumb idea I know...
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:48 PM
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awesome, heh! Take that thief!
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lol! loved it! I had to send that link to another bass friend of mine! thanks for postin!
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Gary Busey has the best commentary! LOL
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