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Old 07-02-2009, 06:02 AM
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My band is called In Bloom and we had a tour recently in Japan. Everyone called us "In BRUUM"! Haha so funny.
Also one of the clubs is called Outbreak, everyone said Outobreaku!
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I don't mean to sound harsh, but you'll probably realize if you tour around the world that people all have different accents. You might find them "funny" too.
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:32 AM
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I knew this dude from Sweden - he pronounced it Sveden. Haha, so funny.
He also said his "j"'s like "y"'s... Yumpin' Yimminy
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:35 AM
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How's your japanese?


Really though, you're Swedish. Do you have ANY idea how silly YOUR English sounds to the rest of the world?


Please, record yourself saying "Geez Joshua, I just can't find my jacket" and post it here.

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lol. tour in america. they cant spell colour.
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Do Swedes really pluralize everything... or is that just a Skwissgar thing?
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lol. tour in america. they cant spell colour.
....or much else if this forum is anything to go by.
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How's your japanese?
Ding!

As has already been pointed out twice, please don't make fun of the Japanese difficulty with the English "L" sound while being a member of a group of people that have no ability to pronounce the English "J"...

Heck, I'm sure almost any Japanese person speaks my language better than I can speak theirs, and I'm certain that you speak much better English than I do Swedish. What's funny about an accent, or an inability to correctly pronounce a particular sound/letter?
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The title of the thread should be changed to "Tour in Yapan...."
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lol. tour in america. they cant spell colour.
You mean color? Sure we can, I just did.
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:06 AM
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I just recently went to Japan for vacation.

We were in the Ginza Tokyo metro station and I really had to take a piss (just finished 5 tall beers). We do not speak Japanese but used a translation book. I went to the ticket counter to see if he could direct me in the way of the bathroom. I asked "toilet" and he gave me a blank stare. Then I said "bathroom, piss, pee, urinate, hmmm" he still looked confused. Then I asked for paper, for some reason I didn't draw a toilet but I drew the bathroom signs. They're everywhere in Japan, always the same guy and girl sign. He still looked confused.

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My girlfriend pulled out our translation book and pointed to "Have massive diarrhea." The guy looked at me and then said "TOILETUUUU??????"


Yes...

Yes.. I need the Toiletuuu....why he didn't get that from "toilet"... I'm not sure.

He was very helpful! You should have seen his face when he read massive diarrhea. He ended up drawing an incredibly detailed map which was very helpful.

If you're ever in Japan, just ask for directions! They give you the best directions I've ever seen.
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:42 AM
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Righten up, this is rearry funny. And IF you will direct yourselves to ENgrish.com you will notice that this phenomenon is funny. I do not prounce the letter R very well. Southerners will find this amusing. Ces't la vie, laugh at it.
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:49 AM
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Actually the OP's title should be "cannot" instead of "can not", since the "not" does not form part of another construction.

So there. Rearn your own ranguage first!
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