travelin' metro & lightbulps
Some time ago I was in a metro train with the bass and a guy (with girlfriend; obviously tourists) addressed me: "you know, I too play the double bass". I answered smiling: "uh, I am really sorry for you."
I then asked asked him what his favorite bass joke was, and he, after a moment of thinking hard, answererd:
"How many bassists you need to change a light bulp?"
"Not one, the pianist does it with his left hand."
Traveling with a double bass is like walking a dog...
My favourite light bulb joke:
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the peni-- I mean, ladder.
My favourite musicians joke:
How many guitar players does it take to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan?
All of them, apparently.
I don't think I have a favourite bass player joke that can't be swapped out with any other type of musician. I like his.
How many bass payers does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Guitarists can't be bothered with that sort of thing.
How many guitar players to change a light bulb?
2, one to change the light bulb and one to say "I can do that"
How many lead singers to change a light bulb?
1, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many bass players to change a light bulb?
1, he can do it when he's done hauling gear.
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