travelin' metro & lightbulps
Some time ago I was in a metro train with the bass and a guy (with girlfriend; obviously tourists) addressed me: "you know, I too play the double bass". I answered smiling: "uh, I am really sorry for you."
I then asked asked him what his favorite bass joke was, and he, after a moment of thinking hard, answererd:
"How many bassists you need to change a light bulp?"
"Not one, the pianist does it with his left hand."
Traveling with a double bass is like walking a dog...
dirt is matter in the wrong place.