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Old 06-20-2005, 04:39 PM
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Wing tunes!

Go to the Free Samples, start with "Dancing Queen". They're all pretty good, but that one is probably the ?best?...
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I got three songs in before I had to stop.... otherwise the cookies would have been tossed.
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I thought it was a gag at first, sounded like Adam Sandler singing in falsetto for a minute....

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I have been learning singing in New Zealand and I do performances in Rest Homes and Hospitals and occasionally promotional concerts as I go along.
Well, I think that's a much more humane solution than Dr. Kevorkians suicide machine for those who are afraid of needles. I understand the Rest Homes and hospitals, but I'm a little concerned they're not screening people carefully enough if they're doing promotional concerts.

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...no, wait, let me rethink that first comment...





...yup, I was right!




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Did anyone read the rest of the site? It's really funny! She apparently is quite the hero in New Zealand. I wonder about the mortality rate on the nursing home gigs, though...do they bring her out when they have a waiting list going on?

If I was trapped inside my body, waiting to die, I know for a fact that I would FIND a way to scream "MORPHINE!!!" if she showed up on my floor.

Dang, she's as bad as a dentist's drill!!!
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Has anyone seen the South Park episode about her?
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Sounds like Japanese Alvin and the Chipmunks on ACID!

this is by far the funniest thread ever!
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OMG...now i know who shonen knife's mom is!
i wonder if she's gonna hook up with yoko ono?
poor woman...and poor NZ!
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Old 06-21-2005, 01:38 PM
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Tung basses had a model named Wing... They're really nice and they SOUND GOOD....
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Has anyone seen the South Park episode about her?
ahahah i remember that
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It's too bad that she's serious about it, too.
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Give me a knife...

No, I'm not going to stab her...

I'm going to cut out my eardrums to prevent them from ever being violated in that way again.....

EDIT: and after that, maybe stab her... once... or twice...
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I think that is cool. She is making a living singing, which she loves to do. Now, I wouldn't say she is all that great at it, but oh well. Someone is buying and enjoying it, just like they did William Hung here in the states.
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I loved the South Park episode. After the episode they plugged her website and I went to make sure it wasn't a joke. I'm glad she's having fun singing but her voice is pretty hilarious.
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I'm so going to buy cd 8 - Beatles Classics by Wing.

If you go to the cd page there is - I'm not making this up - a cover of Highway to Hell. I almost registered just to listen.

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