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Old 01-09-2009, 08:36 AM
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Try to watch this , if you can.....

Sign in to disble this ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTXG2uKNLIw

OMG!

Did they ever sold any?
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:39 AM
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What.

The.

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Old 01-09-2009, 08:45 AM
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:45 AM
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It's been ages since laughed so hard!!!!

OMG, I bet some people on MTV bought a few copies of this thing.

But i must admit, I know some ppl on IDM forums (including me) that will love to put their hand on this software, only because it matches up to your voice with the chords. I bet i can get some descent psychedelic effects from this feature .
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:48 AM
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Glow in the dark towels?? I gotta get me some of those!!
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:50 AM
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I was really hoping this was a piss take on MS's behalf (they do like to crack jokes at their own expense... the iPod MS packaging was made by MS), looks like it's not.

http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/...cts/songsmith/
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:56 AM
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That can't......be.............real.........can it? I...........wha.......umm..hmm.
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:58 AM
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:39 AM
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It is. Check out the website.

and Garriton sounds also has an ad for this on there site.

Creepy stuff guys.
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:40 AM
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I had to stop watching it like 45 seconds in b/c it was making me want to kill somebody. TY anyway.

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That video is beautiful.........pause.......NOT!
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:12 AM
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I heard the entire Chinese Democracy album was recorded using this software....
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:12 AM
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So it's not a joke? For real?! Really real?!

Dudez at MS...

That's just NO! It's a NO, do you hear?!

NO

And they go and ban Guinness commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH7bjIajc0A <- do check out guys, lots of bass in it :P
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I heard the entire Chinese Democracy album was recorded using this software....
lol...
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Ok. Couldn't finish the video.

I'm looking into Songsmith for my kids though. I hope it doesn't make them sing bad (like in the video!)
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That is one crap-tastic product.
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:59 AM
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I heard the entire Chinese Democracy album was recorded using this software....
Well thank you very much, now I have to get a towel to clean the coffee up I just spit all over my laptop.

Bravo *golf clap*.
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Why does the dude at the begining kind of remind me of Hanover Fiste from Heavy Metal?

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Old 01-09-2009, 11:03 AM
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i failed to make it all the way through.


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Now, thanks to Songsmith, the whole house is singing to stupid Casio music.
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