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Old 12-28-2012, 10:58 PM
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Two things never fail to happen

1. Someone always requests a song you don't know

2. The cute girls on the dance floor you want to talk to always leave before the set is over.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:34 PM
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1. FREEBIRD!!!!

2. "My buddy over there is a pro bass player..."
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:17 PM
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Here's one: Bar owner says, as he's counting out your nights pay, he is is disappointed that you did not draw more customers.
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:23 PM
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1. FREEBIRD!!!!

2. "My buddy over there is a pro bass player..."
#2 never gets old...
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:26 PM
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GP asks to borrow a cable because he forgot his at home
(The one you lent him at the last gig and he forgot to give it back to you after)
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1. Bass Players complaining about band members

2. Bass Players complaining about band members
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