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Old 04-29-2010, 02:53 PM
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Driving down the road, minding my own business, and a car pulls out in front of me with this number plate:

Outrageous - almost smacked into it on principle...
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LOL. nice.
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:55 PM
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You don't know that was directed at bass players. Maybe they just have something against large mouth fish..
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:57 PM
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To me it looks like nob and ass... Like he's inviting the homosexuals of the area to enter him... =]
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Maybe he's just a sad guitar player, wishing he had a bass...
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Old 04-29-2010, 03:05 PM
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To me it looks like nob and ass...
Beat me to it, maybe the guy is both a knob and an arse.
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Maybe he's just a sad guitar player, wishing he had a bass...
Or an upright acoustic player, bemoaning the fact that he can't fit it into that little compact car.
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:23 PM
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maybe he used to have subs in the back of his car and people kept breaking in and stealing them, so now he's trying to tell the thieves not to bother because he has decided to quit replacing them.
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You don't know that was directed at bass players. Maybe they just have something against large mouth fish..
Like not being able to catch them?
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:14 PM
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It`s an ad. He`s looking for a bass player!
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:36 PM
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maybe he's just a douche?
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:38 PM
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He is obviously saying 'no be ass'
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maybe he used to have subs in the back of his car and people kept breaking in and stealing them, so now he's trying to tell the thieves not to bother because he has decided to quit replacing them.
That was my first thought as well. It would be a pretty smart move if criminals bothered to read.

I train and handle Personal Protection dogs and briefly contemplated getting personalized plates that read: HE BITES for when I have my boy with me. People do really dumb things when they see a cute doggy in the car, like reach inside to pet him.
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Beat me to it, maybe the guy is both a knob and an arse.
Personalised number plates are normally a sound indicator of both...
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Or an upright acoustic player, bemoaning the fact that he can't fit it into that little compact car.
The legnum is no compact little car.

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Is it Jemaine's car?
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