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11-04-2009, 12:16 PM
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Found this by accident on Google. Pretty juvenile, but thought I'd post it anyway.
Underage/minors beware: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bass_guitar
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11-04-2009, 12:23 PM
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11-04-2009, 12:25 PM
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11-04-2009, 01:46 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:53 PM
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11-04-2009, 11:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Boise, ID USA | | You missed the best article. "Why Play Bass." http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Why%3F:Play_Bass%3
Although its funny, near as I can tell it is entirely true.
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11-07-2009, 01:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Illinois | | | LOL @ John Entwistle and "mail-order girlfriend Roger Daltrey".
Though most of it seems to have been written by a Cliff Burton fan, it's pretty funny.
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11-07-2009, 10:46 AM
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11-07-2009, 11:18 AM
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11-07-2009, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by SurferJoe46 Bass tone isn't rocket surgery anyway. | | 
11-08-2009, 08:17 AM
| | | | The Tom Morello page is written in my own brand of dry humor, those interested please read it and give me feedback.
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