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Old 11-04-2009, 12:16 PM
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Found this by accident on Google. Pretty juvenile, but thought I'd post it anyway.

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bass_guitar
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:23 PM
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uncyclopedia is absolutely hysterical. i love their page on oscar wilde.. if i recall correctly, the keith richards page was pretty damn funny as well..

seach any famous person on there, youll be rolling for hours.
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haha i love it
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:46 PM
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The entry on Geddy Lee is pretty funny.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geddy_Lee
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I'm in love with that website. Satire is my fave.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:13 PM
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You missed the best article. "Why Play Bass."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Why%3F:Play_Bass%3

Although its funny, near as I can tell it is entirely true.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:42 AM
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LOL @ John Entwistle and "mail-order girlfriend Roger Daltrey".

Though most of it seems to have been written by a Cliff Burton fan, it's pretty funny.
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Old 11-07-2009, 10:46 AM
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Uncyclopedia has kept me entertained for hours.
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Damn. I'll never get those 30 seconds of my life back. That was one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
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That article on Geddy Lee was possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.
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Old 11-08-2009, 08:17 AM
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The Tom Morello page is written in my own brand of dry humor, those interested please read it and give me feedback.
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