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Old 08-20-2009, 07:38 PM
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Unlikely Club Names!

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It's a common joke here about the over-abundance of clubs. BUT........

What are some clubs we'll NEVER see on TB?

Racist Bassist Club
Proud SX owners

that's all that come to mind for now.
(please... if you ARE a proud SX bass owner, kindly refrain from flaming me)
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:42 PM
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the "I hate bacon" club
"guitar>bass" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:43 PM
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I need more cymbals in my ear club.
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:45 PM
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"I think there are too many clubs" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:45 PM
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Happy root note players club
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:48 PM
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The "I like Nutso" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:50 PM
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Save it for the stereotype thread.

and the "My lead guitarist needs more attention" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:52 PM
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Bassists with crabs club.
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:54 PM
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American Idol is AWSOME! club
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:59 PM
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The "I came up with an unlikely club" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:00 PM
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The Baby Seal Club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:00 PM
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Wear a big belt-buckle and sit in on my new bass....club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:06 PM
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'cause my Uncle owns the club---club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:07 PM
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The "tell other posters where they can post" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:09 PM
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^ The "Harass Others" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:09 PM
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+1

the "Search Function" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:10 PM
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not to be out-done by

the CARROT club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:14 PM
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the "Who's Quintar?" club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:17 PM
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Lets relic Quintar's pristine "62 jazz with a hammer club
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:18 PM
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"I Stay Up All Night On TalkBass" club

Oh wait, I said UNlikely clubs. Whoops.
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