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Old 02-10-2010, 09:29 AM
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I'm going to do something really sweet for her...maybe pop up the pups and clean out all that dead skin...
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:12 AM
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i'm taking mine to a ski resort, a few hours of fooling around & then skiing on monday. i think she'll love it.
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:20 AM
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I'm giving her the best 30 seconds of her life- perhaps twice in the same week.
I'm NUTS.

I maaay do something nice for my wife, too.

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Old 02-10-2010, 11:04 AM
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I'm going to try my best to NOT chase my wife around the house while waving my junk at her.

She deserves a break from that at least once a year.
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:07 AM
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5SB, we think alike. For my wife, sleep=sex.
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:10 AM
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She is getting the Spicy Chalupa over and over again. I'll give her some Tums too
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Ive got a gig, so all Vday activities must take place in either the morning before she goes to work, the brief 30 minutes she's home before we go to dodgeball, in between dodgeball & the show, or after the show. Looks like Im gettin laid 4 times this sunday!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:23 PM
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man you guys were talking about girls? i was talking about my bass!

luckily the girl doesn't want to ski, or see the band, so i get a free weekend.
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Old 02-11-2010, 11:13 AM
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:26 AM
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She´s taking me out all this week-end.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:17 AM
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She's signing the divorce papers.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:18 AM
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I plan to hate as much as I can, to balance out the corporately-sponsored "luv" pumped out. I will also look fondly upon, and with much anticipation for, March 14th.
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Old 02-13-2010, 02:45 PM
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Find a valentines lol. Then drag her to all the free bands during the olympics XD
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Old 02-13-2010, 02:57 PM
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LOL, I had my ex-wife served on V-day a decade ago.
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I plan to hate as much as I can, to balance out the corporately-sponsored "luv" pumped out. I will also look fondly upon, and with much anticipation for, March 14th.
Me too, but St Paddy's is the 17th. The corporate "luv" seems to be a bit more prevalent this year, like they are trying to get some of the moneis that they did not get from the holiday shopping season. Valentine's used to be just about Hallmark and FTD, but now, it seems like everyone's getting into it to the point of single people wanting to go postal.
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She's signing the divorce papers.
Now you're single for V-day. Go find yourself a V and have x rated fun!
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:08 PM
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Got a temporary post-gig Valentine last night, just as I thought I would.
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Old 02-14-2010, 01:56 PM
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5SB, we think alike. For my wife, sleep=sex.
Ha - you guys are lucky. For my wife, sleep>sex.
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