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Old 10-13-2011, 07:07 AM
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Superbutt - saw some posters for their shows when doing a gig in Transylvania, looked them up after getting home, was very disappointed that it was very typical hard rock, though the song in the link is pretty solid.

Conan's First Date - they might not be bad if you like death'n'roll, but I'd expect a band named Conan's First Date to be a lot more humorous and fun. And have a female singer who's in phenomenal shape. But nooooo...

Verb the Noun - they play instrumental indie rock? Come on, if you're gonna be named Verb the Noun then at least play the same style as all those verb the noun bands.

Sweet 88 - this was a girl group made up of former NBA dancers. The name seems like nothing special until you realize that "88" is code for "Heil Hitler". I'm sure they didn't know that. Still, Hitler and the NBA has to be the most random unintentional combination ever. Sadly, it seems the album never was done and they just quietly gave up.

Springbok Nude Girls - not only do they have a great name but they also have song titles like "Bubblegum On My Boots" and "Grrr", so that got me all excited but then it turns out they pretty much sound like Stone Temple Pilots. And there's no nude girls, either. Come on, that's just not fair.

What great band names disappointed you?
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:25 AM
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Bare Naked Ladies
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I didn't think ANY of those names were 'great'.
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Sex and Free Beer -seen in many LA Weekly club ads, back in the 80's. I never went to their gigs, but can be pretty sure that they did not live up to the hype of the name.
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Alice in Chains: Of course NOW they are one of my favorite bands, but didn't I look STUPID showing up in arseless chaps and a ball gag.

MuteMath: Sadly not silently educational whatsoever...although still a great band.
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I showed up to a show for that band called Orgy in the mid 90s. Little did I know that there'd be a concert!
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Just ran across another - Mr. Mosh is not quite the kind of music that many fans of moshing enjoy. Instead you get dancehall reggae.
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50 Million Beers....still playing around Sydney and god bless em.
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I was always disappointed in We Butter the Bread With Butter. Name is awesome imo but their music was just....bleh. Only one good song and it's not even an original
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I was always disappointed in We Butter the Bread With Butter. Name is awesome imo but their music was just....bleh. Only one good song and it's not even an original
+1 Totally true.
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have heard of none of them. How about if I go the other way: bada$$ band name, but disappointing music: Incubus
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have heard of none of them. How about if I go the other way: bada$$ band name, but disappointing music: Incubus
....isn't that what this thread is anyway?
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TBA- I see them listed all over town and sometimes, it shows they're playing at more than one place at the same time. It's very confusing during Summerfest, when they could be playing at half a dozen stages, usually when I want to see someone else.

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Feed her to the sharks - supporting act for heavier band, no way near as good.
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Maybe disappointingly male but a great band. Don't dis the 'Ladies!
Oh, I'm sorry, got the idea backwards. Thought it was great bands with disappointing names.



On that note, Kiss' solo albums come to mind. (Except Ace's)
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