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Old 08-13-2007, 01:49 PM
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A Very Funny Gas Story... youll laugh on this one all...

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Well last night when i hit the sack..


Well after a weird night my girl friend tells me iv'e been talking about basses in my sleep... i was sleep walking saying what basses i really want ( a fender precision with a maple neck ) she tells me i was saying maple!! maple not rosewood!! it must of been hilarious but i dont remember it that well...

any similar occurences.. and yes this is a bad case of G.A.S.


lol.....
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MMMMM maple.
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My wife tells me I GAS in my sleep too.

I tell her not to disturb the covers and she should be fine.




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Old 08-13-2007, 02:43 PM
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^ hahahaha!
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Old 08-13-2007, 04:53 PM
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I had that maple glazed salmon at Red Lobster the other night...it rocked.
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this should also go under the "you know your a bass player if" thread. lol
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:29 PM
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...she tells me i was saying maple!! maple not rosewood!!
Good thing she didn't realise that what you were really saying was Mabel and Rose Wood, the names of the groupie twins from your last gig! Good save, you dodged a bullet that time!
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Good thing she didn't realise that what you were really saying was Mabel and Rose Wood, the names of the groupie twins from your last gig! Good save, you dodged a bullet that time!



hahahaha that made my day right there
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About four weeks ago my wife told me I grabbed her arm and started 'fretting' it while trying to rhythmically pluck her nose.
She says she tried to ask me what I was doing and she said that I looked right at her and said, "I told you not to ever come with me to guitar center! That's rude!"
Still to this day I have no idea where the hell that came from. I love taking my wife gear shopping; it's easier to talk her into letting me ease my GAS if she can see for herself how cool something is or why I need it before hand.
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i find it a little hard to believe^ but hey, this worlds a messed up place
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:55 PM
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mostly I just talk gibberish and pee in closets
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About four weeks ago my wife told me I grabbed her arm and started 'fretting' it while trying to rhythmically pluck her nose.
She says she tried to ask me what I was doing and she said that I looked right at her and said, "I told you not to ever come with me to guitar center! That's rude!"
Still to this day I have no idea where the hell that came from. I love taking my wife gear shopping; it's easier to talk her into letting me ease my GAS if she can see for herself how cool something is or why I need it before hand.
LOL.....The original post got me smiling, this one doubled me over with laughter.
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Needless to say, I'm also guilty of trying to play bass in my sleep. My g/f always tells me that she can feel my right hand moving up and down while my left hand plucks/picks. Atleast I'm not GASing in my sleep...yet. Well, there is that kind of gas.
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:39 AM
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Rosewood
HA HA HA!!! But I don't think Orson played bass.
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:56 PM
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Matt Till beat me to it.

I can just see Orson's arm relaxing and a P-bass falling to the floor as he whispers 'rosewood...".
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:29 AM
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LOL, dreaming with GAS it's something weird. I hope it never happens to me.

But, now that i think so... could you have done that so your girl would know how much you want that bass?
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:18 PM
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Wierd. Never had any bass-related dreams with the g/f next to me. Usually I have g/f-related dreams with the g/f next to me Then I wake up and make them come true; she's almost always up for early morning shenanigans
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mostly I just talk gibberish and pee in closets
Oh man, totally random but this reminds me of a friend who got trashed, pissed on another friends luggage, then passed out nakked using a small doormat as a blanket.

Bastard decided to go comando in my jeans when he came too.
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