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08-13-2007, 01:49 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NYC | | | A Very Funny Gas Story... youll laugh on this one all...
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Well last night when i hit the sack..
Well after a weird night my girl friend tells me iv'e been talking about basses in my sleep... i was sleep walking saying what basses i really want ( a fender precision with a maple neck ) she tells me i was saying maple!! maple not rosewood!! it must of been hilarious but i dont remember it that well...
any similar occurences.. and yes this is a bad case of G.A.S.
lol..... 
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Originally Posted by chroma601 Aren't those left-handed strings??? |
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08-13-2007, 01:51 PM
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08-13-2007, 01:55 PM
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I tell her not to disturb the covers and she should be fine. 
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08-13-2007, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by chroma601 Aren't those left-handed strings??? |
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08-13-2007, 04:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tampa, FL | | | I had that maple glazed salmon at Red Lobster the other night...it rocked.
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08-13-2007, 04:55 PM
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08-14-2007, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BassSurfer ...she tells me i was saying maple!! maple not rosewood!! | Good thing she didn't realise that what you were really saying was Mabel and Rose Wood, the names of the groupie twins from your last gig! Good save, you dodged a bullet that time! 
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08-14-2007, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion Good thing she didn't realise that what you were really saying was Mabel and Rose Wood, the names of the groupie twins from your last gig! Good save, you dodged a bullet that time!  |
hahahaha that made my day right there 
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Originally Posted by chroma601 Aren't those left-handed strings??? |
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08-15-2007, 09:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: SLC, Utah ex Vancouver B.C. | | About four weeks ago my wife told me I grabbed her arm and started 'fretting' it while trying to rhythmically pluck her nose.
She says she tried to ask me what I was doing and she said that I looked right at her and said, "I told you not to ever come with me to guitar center! That's rude!"
Still to this day I have no idea where the hell that came from. I love taking my wife gear shopping; it's easier to talk her into letting me ease my GAS if she can see for herself how cool something is or why I need it before hand.  | 
08-16-2007, 07:02 AM
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08-24-2007, 04:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia | | | mostly I just talk gibberish and pee in closets | 
08-26-2007, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Tyler About four weeks ago my wife told me I grabbed her arm and started 'fretting' it while trying to rhythmically pluck her nose.
She says she tried to ask me what I was doing and she said that I looked right at her and said, "I told you not to ever come with me to guitar center! That's rude!"
Still to this day I have no idea where the hell that came from. I love taking my wife gear shopping; it's easier to talk her into letting me ease my GAS if she can see for herself how cool something is or why I need it before hand.  | LOL.....The original post got me smiling, this one doubled me over with laughter.
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08-26-2007, 11:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rushville, Illinois | | | Needless to say, I'm also guilty of trying to play bass in my sleep. My g/f always tells me that she can feel my right hand moving up and down while my left hand plucks/picks. Atleast I'm not GASing in my sleep...yet. Well, there is that kind of gas.
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08-27-2007, 12:35 AM
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Rosewood
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08-27-2007, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Matt Till
Rosewood | HA HA HA!!! But I don't think Orson played bass. 
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08-27-2007, 01:56 PM
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I can just see Orson's arm relaxing and a P-bass falling to the floor as he whispers 'rosewood...". | 
08-30-2007, 12:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: México City | | | LOL, dreaming with GAS it's something weird. I hope it never happens to me.
But, now that i think so... could you have done that so your girl would know how much you want that bass? | 
08-31-2007, 03:18 PM
| | | Wierd. Never had any bass-related dreams with the g/f next to me. Usually I have g/f-related dreams with the g/f next to me  Then I wake up and make them come true; she's almost always up for early morning shenanigans  | 
08-31-2007, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by buliwyfff mostly I just talk gibberish and pee in closets | Oh man, totally random but this reminds me of a friend who got trashed, pissed on another friends luggage, then passed out nakked using a small doormat as a blanket.
Bastard decided to go comando in my jeans when he came too.  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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