VOICES

[smogg]

So....on the way home from a very productive rehearsal last night I decided to reward myself with a night cap at my local pub. Walked in sat down ordered a beer and low and behold I run into an old guitar player friend I haven't seen it years. (I had forgotten it was jam night )
So after doing a little reminiscing he asked if I would like to go burn one. I said "no thanks, I don't do that."
He then says, "oh, you drink but not smoke, why?"
I replied, "alcohol keeps the voices in my head quiet, but herb makes them argue loudly!" (using best wild eyed stare)
He promptly offered to buy me a beer.

Feel free to share...

[MatticusMania]

Yeah, but the voices are harmless, usually saying something along the lines of "Dude, you should really buy a burrito" Followed by another saying "You know what would be better than a burrito? A slurpee" followed by a third voice saying "Man, I totally know a place where you can get BOTH"

[smogg]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Yeah, but the voices are harmless, usually saying something along the lines of "Dude, you should really buy a burrito" Followed by another saying "You know what would be better than a burrito? A slurpee" followed by a third voice saying "Man, I totally know a place where you can get BOTH"

Now that's funny...lol

[standupright]

"you know that burrito would be really good if they deep fried it."

[TortillaChip520]

Eating one burrito at a time is too much, you need to eat 2 at the same time, maaaan....

[geeza]

"Dude, ya know what would go with that burrito and slurpee? A fluffernutter."

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by geeza

"Dude, ya know what would go with that burrito and slurpee? A fluffernutter."

"But, I dont think they give handjobs at 7-11"

[geeza]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

"But, I dont think they give handjobs at 7-11"

I meant the sandwich kind of Fluffernutter. But now that I think about it, ya know what would go good with a that sandwich?

[standupright]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

"But, I dont think they give handjobs at 7-11"

"but they do have hotdogs.....and man i could go for some tubesteak"

[INTP]

"Do the voices in my head bother you?"

Works best with strangers.

[TortillaChip520]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1...eature=related

[buzzbass]

I would've enjoyed reading this more, if you had gone out and "burned one".

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by buzzbass

I would've enjoyed reading this more, if you had gone out and "burned one".

Or maybe you'd have enjoyed it more if you had burned one before reading the thread?

[buzzbass]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Or maybe you'd have enjoyed it more if you had burned one before reading the thread?

touche', but that works too

[reno88]

speaking of "burning one", i think it's about that time...

[Spinal Tapper]

Nope...NOW it's about that time

[plankspanker13]

thththththththththththththththp....*snerk*....*kof f*....whooooooooooooooLedZeppelin.....

I do feel better now.

[debassr]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Yeah, but the voices are harmless, usually saying something along the lines of "Dude, you should really buy a burrito" Followed by another saying "You know what would be better than a burrito? A slurpee" followed by a third voice saying "Man, I totally know a place where you can get BOTH"

Dude....totally. I'm ripped right now and that's making an awful lot of sense.

[leadfingers]

The voices aren’t really a problem, they’re normally pretty mellow.

Now, that darn little dog the neighbor has – he’s just a plain liar. After the third or fourth time, I quit listening. He’s nothing but a troublemaker.