Warn others...

hip63 · #1 01-19-2011, 07:25 AM

I got the idea from a sticker I saw on ebay for guitars and decided to do my own for bass.

I've included a "blank" card in the attachments below so anyone can make their own personalized warning.

If you come up with something particularly funny, share it here

hip63

rtslinger · #2 01-19-2011, 07:55 AM

I love it now I won't have to say it! I had a guy drunk walk up to my bass one night and took it off the stand and started plucking the strings! I walk up to him took it from him and said what the F are you doing and he said I wasn't going to hurt it and I said this bass guitar is worth more to me than all the teeth in your mouth so if you do not want to be spitting those teeth on the floor don't ever touch my stuff! that will be on the blank one you have supplied us thanks for making it RTS

s_mcsleazy · #3 01-19-2011, 07:56 AM

someone turn that into a sticker and give me one

chadhargis · #4 01-19-2011, 07:58 AM

Got a 5 string version? LOL!

Akuriff · #5 01-19-2011, 08:02 AM

So it's in between sets and some yahoo is blabbing at the drummer and has conveniently placed his full pint glass on top of my amp. With joviality and brightness I ask him, "Is that my beer?" When he tells me no I change to a demeanor of aggression and malace and ask him, "Is that your amp?!"
He got the message.

phmike · #6 01-19-2011, 08:25 AM

You need to edit the one with text in it.
"Touching _with_ my bass guitar _with_ your gr....." - Too many 'with's.

hip63 · #7 01-19-2011, 08:28 AM

...and of course my drummer wanted one too (the needy little bastard, lol)

the possiblities are endless..

@ phmike, thanks, Ill fix in a jiff...

EDIT: FIXED!

hip63

plankspanker13 · #8 01-19-2011, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuriff

So it's in between sets and some yahoo is blabbing at the drummer and has conveniently placed his full pint glass on top of my amp. With joviality and brightness I ask him, "Is that my beer?" When he tells me no I change to a demeanor of aggression and malace and ask him, "Is that your amp?!"
He got the message.

I like it. While a drum-tard may be excused this offense once (and only once), my beef is with the bassist criminals who put their sweating bottles on top of naked amps. I see it routinely at multi-band shows, or at rehearsals, and even in some pix here on TB. Last time I checked, most bassists don't have more money than brains, so if it reads like this post is directed to YOU, then it probably is.

redshot · #9 01-19-2011, 08:33 AM

Drummers need it more than everybody else, because:

Kid looks at random stage. A complicated guitar, a scary bass

and big round boxes that you can kick with sticks. Which one do you think they'll choose :P

**colcifer** · #10 01-21-2011, 07:25 PM

Oxford Commas! Sorry, it's a pet peeve.

steveksux · #11 01-22-2011, 07:32 AM

Put the guy on the bottom on his hands and knees instead, and you have a HECK of an incentive not to touch the bass...

Trespassers will be violated!

Randy

pasta4lnch · #12 01-22-2011, 07:38 AM

reminds me of a few years ago at AES - Mercenary Audio was handing out these cards to put on your drink that read: off to piss or smoke, don't !#$% w/ my drink if you value your teeth.

thought that was hysterical - cant post it here due to the @#$%@ but here's a pic...

Mete · #13 01-22-2011, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshot

Drummers need it more than everybody else, because:

Kid looks at random stage. A complicated guitar, a scary bass

and big round boxes that you can kick with sticks. Which one do you think they'll choose :P

Yep thats why this joke is on

Q: What does drummer get on his IQ test

A: Saliva.

Pollinator95 · #14 01-22-2011, 11:31 AM

I want a custom grille w/ that pic on.

The_Low_Dude · #15 01-23-2011, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hip63

Can you give away that away in pdf-format? I might make myself a poster from that!

Meddle · #16 01-23-2011, 08:17 AM

Its too litteral, its not so much funny as a little bloodthirsty.

shawshank72 · #17 01-23-2011, 08:30 AM

Holy crap I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
I downloaded the pic and at work monday im blowing it up and taking it to my gig on friday.
I love it when someone just goes ahead and does what everyone is always thinking

jessicabass · #18 01-23-2011, 08:35 AM

Reminds me of a show I did last summer where some idiot saw my bass on stage and grabbed it and started playing it. As I ran up to the stage and yanked the bass out of his hands, I think he got as far as whats your f*****g pro...... then I punched him in the face. Owner called the police but in the end he didnt want to admit getting his arse knocked down by a girl.

mid_life_crisis · #19 01-23-2011, 07:25 PM

Touch this bass and get your fingers broken with it.

dazzzed78 · #20 01-23-2011, 09:40 PM

Ha love it. New facebook pix.