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Old 12-18-2009, 12:30 PM
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Are we talkin' about PRACTICE !?

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After 25 years of marriage, a woman and her bass player husband went to marriage counseling. When asked what the problem was, the woman went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in their 25 years together. She went on and on about neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the woman to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra and began kissing her passionately while he vigorously massaged her breasts. In the next moment, the therapist was making love to the wife, right on his office couch as the bass player watched in shock and disbelief.

After they finished, the wife re-dressed and sat quietly, smiling and glowing in sweet satisfaction. The therapist immediately turned to the bass player and said, "This is what your wife needs more often. Can you do this at least three nights a week?"

The bass player thought for a moment and replied, '"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Fridays, but on Wednesday nights we rehearse..."
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hehehehe...nice.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:41 PM
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:05 PM
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my hero!
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Old 12-20-2009, 03:27 PM
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Man, I have heard of "band commitment', but wowsa!
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