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Old 11-14-2006, 08:26 AM
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Ok, just in case you're not familiar with the show, it's about a death metal band called Dethklock (death clock) who is the most popular band in the world.

Anyway, in this episode, the bassist, Murderface, has a near-death experience and decides to become religious. He gets annoying, and one of the guitarists argues that he should be kicked out of the band. The lead singer responds with "Come on, man! He's the bass player! Without him we're nothing! I mean, sure, we mix him out of pretty much every song, but come on!"
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:33 AM
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HAHAHA!! Perfect.

I love Murderface... anyone who can play a slap bass solo with their penis is alright with me.
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:35 AM
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haha yeah that was an awesome episode
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:40 AM
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Haha, man wished they showed Metalocalypse in sweden:/ Ive only seen 12 episodes and hope too see the rest:P And i bet it was Skwisgard who argued to kick him out^^
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Haha, man wished they showed Metalocalypse in sweden:/ Ive only seen 12 episodes and hope too see the rest:P And i bet it was Skwisgard who argued to kick him out^^
I don't know the rest of their names, but it was the blonde guitarist that said they should kick him out.
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i believe Skwisgard is indeed the blonde guitarist, hater of swedes
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OMFG!!!!!! why have I never heard of this show?!?!?!?!? I just watched some clips and I am sold!!!!!!
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I don't know the rest of their names, but it was the blonde guitarist that said they should kick him out.
yeap, hes the blonde. I figured Toki isnt the kinda type that would wanna kick ppl out, since hes the one being playen around with^^
Atleast the show doesnt forget the bassplayer, they even made an episode about his birthday^^
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Old 11-14-2006, 08:56 PM
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Yeah, that was one of the first episodes.

He also got selected to be on Celebrity Spelling Bee. Good episode.
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Old 11-14-2006, 08:58 PM
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I HAVE to check this show out now. I can't believe I let this one slip.....
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Old 11-14-2006, 09:15 PM
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Don't forget all those nice Thunderbirds he received when he was in the hospital
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I caught that line too. Metalocalypse is great.
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:54 PM
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Actually, Toki was afraid they might have to kick Murderface out; Skwisgard figure they'd better kill him.
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