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Old 05-24-2010, 03:12 PM
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What's the strangest true reason you've ever quit a band, or anyone ever gave for quitting your band? I quit one because it was playing too many government-subsidized gigs for various cultural festivals etc. Just did one Sunday, playing the last one Wednesday... usually they pay well but require a lot of travel and draw small crowds. If it wasn't for those I'd be happy with this band, but... well, our rulers (both national and European Union) attempts to support the arts and culture have made it not worth it. I'd rather stick to playing commercial covers they don't find worthy of support, haha.

So, that's pretty uncommon, but I'm sure a lot of y'all have much weirder stories.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:20 PM
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That's pretty odd. Not sure what you even mean by it. Is it an anti-American thing? Or an anti-government thing? Or what?

Anyway, when I was a teenager I was going to be the lead singer of this band we put together to play at highschool dances and proms. One of the songs the guys wanted to do had the word "damn" in the lyrics. I didn't want to sing it because I was afraid that singing the word "damn" would make the folks at my church mad at me...so I quit the band.

Maybe not really "weird" but I certainly dumb.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:24 PM
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That's pretty odd. Not sure what you even mean by it. Is it an anti-American thing? Or an anti-government thing? Or what?
Nah, just an anti "drive five hours each way to play in front of 30 people" thing. I'd rather get the same money for playing something more commercial in front of 200 people a few miles from my house instead.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:26 PM
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Why would it be an anti american thing if the dude is polish?
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:30 PM
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I quit my last band because they, esp the guitarist, were republican wingnuts. It would be ok but he never stopped talking about it. He even endorsed republican candidates between songs at gigs. Didn't work for me.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:33 PM
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I quit to join a Fraternity. Then, only to create a band with them....after 16+ years we're still a band.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:42 PM
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Anyway, when I was a teenager I was going to be the lead singer of this band we put together to play at highschool dances and proms. One of the songs the guys wanted to do had the word "damn" in the lyrics. I didn't want to sing it because I was afraid that singing the word "damn" would make the folks at my church mad at me...so I quit the band.

Maybe not really "weird" but I certainly dumb.
We had a lead singer quit because we insisted on playing "Hey Joe". He wouldn't sing it because the song is about shooting a woman. That's OK, we had someone else sing it. He still quit because he didn't want to be associated with a band that would perform "that type" of music.

What can I say? We're a blues band...
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Why would it be an anti american thing if the dude is polish?
It wasn't an anti-American thing. He already said that.

Anyway, yeah I can see your point. I wouldn't be cool with the political campaigning thing at gigs either.
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:48 PM
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I was sick of being in a band that had the aspirations & ego of being bigger then metalica, but had the talent and skills of a dead person. 5 years from now I know they'll still be touring the local bar scene. Its just not worth the time commitment for a metal band that sucks and is not going anywhere.
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We had a lead singer quit because we insisted on playing "Hey Joe". He wouldn't sing it because the song is about shooting a woman. That's OK, we had someone else sing it. He still quit because he didn't want to be associated with a band that would perform "that type" of music.

What can I say? We're a blues band...
He wouldn't last in Bluegrass. There are too many songs about guys killing their girlfriends....... Pretty Polly, Knoxville Girl, etc., etc.
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:58 PM
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I didn't quit. We disbanded and the others reformed without me!

OUCH! That was about 25 years ago. I'm over it now. Kinda. Well almost...

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because we all went to different colleges, yay for only being in one band so far
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Old 06-22-2010, 12:25 PM
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I got bored, simple as, spending a your first year playin bass in a band that practiced once a week and actually did ball all in those practices, so i quit, joined what is now my main band, never looked back, even though i was offered a dean bass to rejoin that band
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:02 PM
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My buddy was a singer in a small-town cover band. He told me he quit because ugly swingers started following the band to every show and dancing extra dirty to every song.

How bad*** is that! "I quit my band because my fans disgusted me."
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Old 06-23-2010, 07:24 AM
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Jondog, I would still be in that band...LOL. We disbanded one time because the IRS was taking everybody's houses & cars. Another time long ago in Hawaii I got hired by a band to play guitar & sing back up. They already had a bassist & lead singer, but I needed a job so I took it. Somewhere along the line they decided I should sing lead on a few songs(I was a much stronger singer than the lead guy). That was the kiss of death. when I would sing my three or four songs everybody would dance. When he started singing again everybody sat down or left. They told me one day they were breaking up & reformed the next. I got another gig with my own band.
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Old 06-23-2010, 07:34 AM
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I was sick of being in a band that had the aspirations & ego of being bigger then metalica, but had the talent and skills of a dead person. 5 years from now I know they'll still be touring the local bar scene. Its just not worth the time commitment for a metal band that sucks and is not going anywhere.
This exactly happened to me, only they kicked me out of the band, because I wasn't feeling the music. I might add that the drummer had to use a metronome to be able to play.
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I was once fired from a band that used rehearsals as opportunities to go on cocaine and crack benders with their buddies. At practices, I (being the only sober one) would say things like "are we going to practice today" while they're partying in the practice space and getting hammered. They asked me one Wednesday afternoon to come get my stuff because the other three guys mutually decided I wasn't a "good fit"...in hindsight, I guess I really wasn't.
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I quit a band because I did not want to see the guitarist, a very young and very talented guy, kill himself on vicodin. He almost did too, a few months after I quit.
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:16 AM
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I quit a christian band because I became an atheist.
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Old 06-23-2010, 12:52 PM
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Once quit a punk band because the guitarist didn't have gear, despite the fact he pushed out the old guitarist to get the spot. I guess thats pretty punk rock in its own way.
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