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Old 05-22-2007, 11:47 PM
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Well, I knew bassists were a rare breed, but....

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I am officially the ONE and ONLY bassist in my school.

Now it is a really small school, about 350 people at the most, but I expected at least one or two other people.

Just thought I would let you all know, someone might get a good kick out of it.
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:50 PM
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There are probably 8 or 9 bassists in my school of about 1,000 but to the best of my knowledge I'm the only one that reads music.
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there are lots of bassists at my school! luckily, I'm better than all of them.
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hahaha, I dont really have to worry about that I guess! :P
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There are about 5 or 6 people in my school to play bass, out of ~950.
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there are lots of bassists at my school! luckily, I'm better than all of them.
...and the most humble!!! LOL!!!
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Old 05-23-2007, 02:01 AM
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Like omg, all tha bass plazors at my skool all play wit pics and only play blink 182 and green day. i's is so much better den all of dem becuz i use my fingers...

God, I really dislike people who are so full of themselves and conceded...

There are a quite a few bass players at my school and I am just an average bass player.
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Like omg, all tha bass plazors at my skool all play wit pics and only play blink 182 and green day. i's is so much better den all of dem becuz i use my fingers...

God, I really dislike people who are so full of themselves and conceded...

There are a quite a few bass players at my school and I am just an average bass player.
Yeah?

Well... I bet I'm better than you.
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Old 05-23-2007, 02:06 AM
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NO! I'M better than YOU! I play with my FINGERS and can play like, SO fast!

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Oh YEAH?

Well my dad's friend owns a 19 string bass, and I can play it better than anyone! Ever!
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Well, I guess you never seen my uncle's bass. He has a 20 string bass and I play it all the time. I play super mario on it and everything. I don't have any pictures or videos of it but still...


(Hahaha, a guitarist said something similar to me before. I was talking about Jean Baudin and his 12 string bass and the guitarist said "Yeah, I've played one of those before, my uncle owns one. They're actually pretty easy to play" and so I say "whose your uncle?" and he says "Joe... he used to play in a famous metal band" I asked him "what band?do you have any pics of the bass?" and he said "I can't remember the name of the band, and no, my uncle doesn't like taking pictures..." I havent talked to him since.)
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at work, there are at least 12 bassist. that's about 18% of the GC Sherman Oaks crew, by my rough calcualtion/estimation.
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I know I'm the only bass player in my university halls of residence. I also know that there are only a handful of people doing music degrees who play bass as well. It's mostly guitarists and pianists/violinists.
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There are 4 or so bassists in my school of about 600, and honestly, I am the best out of all of them, not to sound cocky haha, but they all suck.

My best friend took up bass 2 years after I did because I'm so good and yeah, he's still bad.. pooor Russell..
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Im one of 3 bassist at my college, and the other 2 prefer their gaytars.
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:27 PM
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there are only 3 good bassists(including me) at my school of 1000+
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Gives us alot of work for our school's Jingle Jam and Music Fest
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:47 PM
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I actually started playing bass because the school band needed one. Glad I did, because that sparked quite a few others at my school of 400 to do the same!
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:39 PM
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I know of four other bassists at my school, although I'm not sure who's the best, as I've only heard two of them play (and that was for about 3 minutes each).

I'm not sure how many others there are at my school.
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Theres about 5-7 bassists at my school of 1000.

Only two of them are any good. me and this other kid.
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:46 PM
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These posts all seem really surprising to me because when I was in my last year at secondary school (in 1998) it seemed like every guy in the year was in a band. I didnt have one class where I was the only bass player.
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