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Old 10-07-2007, 06:13 PM
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Well, I win the "Bass Face" contest.

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Beat that.
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:26 PM
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lol good one!

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Sorry, I've got you beat.

"Get away from me or I'll rip your heart out with my bare hands!!"
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:20 PM
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that's a mean one nino, but I'm claiming victory!!!!

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Old 10-07-2007, 07:27 PM
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That's the "WHO KICKED ME IN THE NADS" bass face.
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:27 PM
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Yeah.. and I'm wearing a TALKBASS shirt on my gig!!! I win!!!!!
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Yeah.. and I'm wearing a TALKBASS shirt on my gig!!! I win!!!!!
hey, how you gonna beat an ugly bass player shirt?
and if it was the nads face, my eyes would have been open...
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:59 PM
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Excellent entries all
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:15 AM
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I'm Mike Money...


thus, i win.
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Old 10-08-2007, 03:22 AM
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thus, i win.
No you don't!





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Old 10-08-2007, 09:14 AM
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You guys definately have some flavor, but does anyone look retarded?

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Old 10-08-2007, 09:47 AM
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How about this one?



Just to clarify, the name of the band IS NOT Lollipops and Lace.
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Just to clarify, the name of the band IS NOT Lollipops and Lace.
well, that's just plain unfortunate.
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it is unfortunate isn't it LOL
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Just to clarify, the name of the band IS NOT Lollipops and Lace.
Is it 'Lollipops and Lice'?
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that's a mean one nino, but I'm claiming victory!!!!

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Is it 'Lollipops and Lice'?
Sorry. It's not Lollipops and LICE either. THis is actually a cattle barrons ball in East texas. We were backing up American Idol Top 50 Finalist Jason Horn (the funeral director) Lollipops and Lace was a local sponsor that thought that was the best place for thier sign.
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