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Old 11-11-2008, 07:57 PM
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"and if a dog were to eat it, you could still use it.. but it comes out the other end!"

haha amazing
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Old 11-12-2008, 09:22 AM
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The lyrics were fun. The part where he knock it in the commode and the song goes on" dbx direct box... it doesn't quit, and it doesn't miiind if you treat it... not very good! "
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Old 11-12-2008, 09:41 AM
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I know that when my dog poops out stuff, it doesn't work anymore.
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Old 11-12-2008, 09:54 AM
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How many bass payers have a BMW? And did he remember to wash his hands after using the toilet?
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:58 PM
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lol

"It doesn't quit!
even when you treat it...not very good!"

my kinda commercial.

+1 on the BMW, much less total biker/rock dudes. However, washing your hands after using the toilet is not hard rock.
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Old 11-16-2008, 03:11 PM
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Observations:

1). He looks like a certain bounty hunter I've seen...

2). When the cars and bikes are "running over" the box, you can see it getting pulled out of the way by a piece of string at the last minute.

3). My favorite part is the slideshow titles: "MUST MAKE GOOD SOUND".
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How many bass payers have a BMW? And did he remember to wash his hands after using the toilet?
Holy crap, my two questions exactly!!!
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:10 PM
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Same Director From Rocky Horror Picture Show ?
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:26 PM
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that was hilarious, but

I do need me some more of that sweet sweet ground lift, so maybe...
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:27 PM
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I know that when my dog poops out stuff, it doesn't work anymore.

My dog ate a sock whole, I wish I had a photo of me with surgical gloves pulling it out the other end when it got stuck upon exit.
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:31 PM
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just...awesome
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:39 PM
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that was a rockin song for sure.

dbx clearly knows how to not sell stuff!
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Old 11-17-2008, 12:28 AM
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So what? My Radials have always had more ground lift than I could ever use.
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