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09-04-2010, 05:50 PM
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No idea if any of you have seen this before, but I got a good laugh out of it.  
Just thought sharin' is carin'. I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal?
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09-04-2010, 07:20 PM
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09-04-2010, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jones_Stuff  No idea if any of you have seen this before, but I got a good laugh out of it.
Just thought sharin' is carin'. I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal? | Good for balls to the wall speed metal...
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09-04-2010, 08:32 PM
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09-04-2010, 08:35 PM
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That's a guitar that screams to be played only by the owner...
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09-05-2010, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by waleross Maybe good for C & W . Looks like it could double as a gun. | "This is my rifle! This is my gun!"
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09-05-2010, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Jones_Stuff I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal? | Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.
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Originally Posted by *insertcoolname 1nce at a gig i roxed the crowd so hArd that all teh gurlz were liek "i want u" an all teh bands were liek "u roxed evry1 2 hard" and i waz liek "yea i no cuz i am teh mastr uv base" |
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09-05-2010, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by pnut166 Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. That`s who I`d put my money on in a pissing match ! | /endthread
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09-05-2010, 02:10 AM
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09-05-2010, 03:11 AM
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09-05-2010, 07:38 AM
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09-05-2010, 07:53 AM
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09-05-2010, 04:12 PM
| | | | Looks like the perfect instrument for someone who likes to wank, such as Yngwie Malmsteen.
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09-05-2010, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pnut166 Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match. | Well done! 
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09-05-2010, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pnut166 Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match. | Can I have your autograph?
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09-06-2010, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by pnut166 Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match. | 
Oh, lawdy...
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09-06-2010, 06:11 PM
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09-06-2010, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by AcidFripp Looks like the perfect instrument for someone who likes to wank, such as Yngwie Malmsteen. | Yes. |
09-06-2010, 06:25 PM
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09-06-2010, 08:47 PM
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