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12-06-2012, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by plankspanker13  Yep...and another:
Punk trio seeks new guitarist with broader sonic palette, so that we can get past this 3-chords bollocks, and perhaps conquer America. Must be willing to subvert ego to that of bassist/lead vocalist, who happens to write some really good songs. | The Police?
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12-06-2012, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by bassfran Snoop.
How about-
"Bored with Art College? Experimental music performance outfit into recreational substances and groovy, far-out light shows seeks new guitarist to conquer the world at large and make the longest charting LP of all time. Please be especially proficient on your instrument and be able to get along with morose BL with father abandonment issues." | Pink Floyd?
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12-06-2012, 02:35 PM
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12-06-2012, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by smogg Pink Floyd? | Bingo.
Or,
"Hard-edged, unconventional rock combo seeks female singer/model/actress for parties/recording/films. Cool, great-looking applicants only considered. No bread, but you'll have plenty of free drugs and a place to crash in the city. Hip scenesters only, man."
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12-06-2012, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Guitarist/songwriter looking to start a metal band after being kicked out of my last one for supposed anger problems stemming from drug and alcohol abuse... whatever. Those guys are the biggest bunch of hypocrites out there. They're gonna be nothing without me. | Megadeth.
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12-06-2012, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by plankspanker13 Yep...and another:
Punk trio seeks new guitarist with broader sonic palette, so that we can get past this 3-chords bollocks, and perhaps conquer America. Must be willing to subvert ego to that of bassist/lead vocalist, who happens to write some really good songs. | Motorhead?
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12-06-2012, 02:47 PM
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Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alexandria,VA | | | Banjo player and percussionist who uses a modified Casio keyboard seeks a virtuoso bassist to play experimental Bluegrass music. Must be able to tap, slap, pop, detune, play harmonics, and basically push the limits of the instrument. Beginners and weekend warriors need not apply. |
12-06-2012, 02:53 PM
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12-06-2012, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 Banjo player and percussionist who uses a modified Casio keyboard seeks a virtuoso bassist to play experimental Bluegrass music. Must be able to tap, slap, pop, detune, play harmonics, and basically push the limits of the instrument. Beginners and weekend warriors need not apply. | Nice. Bela Fleck and the Flecktones.
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12-06-2012, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by bassfran get along with morose BL with father abandonment issues. | 
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12-06-2012, 03:10 PM
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12-06-2012, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by plankspanker13 Punk trio seeks new guitarist with broader sonic palette, so that we can get past this 3-chords bollocks, and perhaps conquer America. Must be willing to subvert ego to that of bassist/lead vocalist, who happens to write some really good songs. |
I see that this one has stumped two, but smogg nailed the answer.
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12-06-2012, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mixtapelove Jazz fusion combo looking for talented but extremely arrogant electric bassist. Must not be annoyed with keyboard player doubling most of your lines with left hand on Mini-Moog. Fretless players OK. | Weather Report
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12-06-2012, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by bassfran "Hard-edged, unconventional rock combo seeks female singer/model/actress for parties/recording/films. Cool, great-looking applicants only considered. No bread, but you'll have plenty of free drugs and a place to crash in the city. Hip scenesters only, man." |
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12-06-2012, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by plankspanker13 Jefferson Airplane | Nope. Guess again.
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12-06-2012, 04:20 PM
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12-06-2012, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bassfran "Hard-edged, unconventional rock combo seeks female singer/model/actress for parties/recording/films. Cool, great-looking applicants only considered. No bread, but you'll have plenty of free drugs and a place to crash in the city. Hip scenesters only, man." | Velvet Underground
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12-06-2012, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 That's it.
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1 away from winning the internets | Which I guessed in the 2nd post... 
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12-06-2012, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Brother Seeking some bass and rhythms for a few Guthrie-inspired songs. Steady coffee house gigs all around Greenwich. On second thought never-mind, I got this. | Bob Dylan
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12-06-2012, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bassist4Eris Velvet Underground | Winnah!
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