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Old 12-28-2010, 01:55 PM
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What is the Best Underwear for Metal?

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I'm not a metal guy, but considering we have just about all other aspects of, "Best for Metal" threads, I figured we needed to make it complete. Besides, you never know when this will become important to any of us.

So what is the best underwear for metal? Is it:
*Boxers
*Briefs (Tightie Whities)
*Boxer Briefs
*Bikini
*Trunks
*Thongs
*None (Au Naturale)

I'm not going to provide my preference so I don't bias the results. Please respond sincerely; we need to know this vital information.

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Old 12-28-2010, 01:57 PM
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black leather with metal studs. just dont put em on inside out
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what do you do if you need a pee with those
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the show metalocolypse answers most of this forums "what is the best ____ for metal?" questions

in this instance. freeballin'
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the show metalocolypse answers most of this forums "what is the best ____ for metal?" questions

in this instance. freeballin'
damn i forgot that
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Old 12-28-2010, 02:03 PM
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Anything that looks like its been slashed by 1000 razor blades - thats were the term "shredding" came from isn't it?
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is that a flaming codpiece
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Anything that can be held up using only one string - thats all metal players use anyway...................


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what do you do if you need a pee with those
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anything that can be held up using only one string - thats all metal players use anyway...................


*stands back with popcorn..........as cat is thrown amongst the pigeons.......*
yep only one string

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Boxer briefs, as black as your metal soul.
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watched that and all i can say is its technical but not somthing good to listen to
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watched that and all i can say is its technical but not somthing good to listen to
I love metal but it's a bit much for me.
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