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Old 02-21-2009, 12:19 PM
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Now I assume that everyone here knows what a guitard is. That being said, when a couple of guitards get together, what do they call US. Any thoughts?
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:21 PM
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Basstards. Duh.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:24 PM
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Nothing. They usually can't remember our names since they're so into themselves.

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Old 02-21-2009, 12:25 PM
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bass-holes.


Dum-bass?

I tried.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:27 PM
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Dum-bass?

I tried.
and failed :P
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and failed :P
I know, three other people said the same thing i did at the same time.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:32 PM
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"my bass player"
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:45 PM
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"fine gentlemen and ladies of the lower strings"
or "Sir"
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:50 PM
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Basstards. Duh.
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Now I assume that everyone here knows what a guitard is. That being said, when a couple of guitards get together, what do they call US. Any thoughts?
"Those lucky guys with regular gigs"?

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"my bass player"
Yeah "the bassplayer"
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"my bass player"
That's what my buddy refers to me as when he tells people at school I'm coming up to visit. "Hey Ryan, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Well, my bass player is coming up, we're gonna hang".
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:56 PM
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Basstards. Duh.
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