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02-09-2012, 11:25 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | if the panties are huge and the bra is small, throw them out.
If the bra is huge and the panties are small, find the owners.
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Reason: Can't spell for $#@% Thanks Philonius
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02-09-2012, 11:30 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 2k W of the Duwamsh | | | Fine the owners, or find the owners?
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02-09-2012, 11:31 AM
|  | This Pig Flies Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | Good for checking the oil on the band van.
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Amps: Naked Engineer Mudwrestling.
Bass Humor: Ascerbic MoCWB
Band Management: Bandmate bash here.
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02-10-2012, 02:56 PM
|  | 667 Neighbor of the Beast. | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Houston, TX | | Sniff them, if you don't puke from the smell, find the owner... 
From my last trip to Norway...the string is actually about 150 feet long. 
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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02-10-2012, 04:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Downingtown, PA | | Wear them. 
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Originally Posted by High Elbows  "No matter how you shake or dance, those last two drops go in your pants" | |
02-10-2012, 04:13 PM
| | | | Smell test.
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02-10-2012, 04:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Northwestern Kanuckistan | | | Give them to the drummer instead of paying him.
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02-10-2012, 04:18 PM
| | | | My drummer got some once. He took them home and hung them on the wall in his room :/ |
02-10-2012, 04:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: glasgow (on the 16 bus) | | | depends if they're dirty or not.
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02-10-2012, 04:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: chicago | | | i should be so lucky! |
02-10-2012, 04:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Oklahoma | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JimInRadfordVA Pull out a sharpie, autograph them, and toss them back. | This, plus putting your number on them if available. If concerned with the looks of the owner, refer back to Maki's Law of Gratification, quantity over quality.
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02-10-2012, 04:58 PM
|  | Pardon my driving, I'm reloading | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego/LA | | | 1. Join Band
2. Have undergarments deposited on stage premises
3. ???
4. Profit! |
02-10-2012, 05:04 PM
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Endorsing Artist: DR Strings, Walker-Enfield Cases | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: La Jolla, Kalifornia | | Well, I pack the hundreds of them up in a box and ship them off to JimmyM!! He can use the Morale boost!!! 
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02-10-2012, 05:57 PM
|  | Out of GAS!! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Roseville, CA | | ^ LOL!! Yes! I'm sure JimmyM is totally crushed and depressed that he's not here with us right now! 
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02-10-2012, 06:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Purple Mountain Majesties | | At the Little Bear in Evergreen, Colorado, undergarments thrown on stage get hung up and become a permanent fixture. 
(not my band, BTW)
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02-10-2012, 06:08 PM
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Artist:TC Electronic RH450 bass system | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fort Madison, IA | | | We used to hang them on the drums.....but made a "back-drop" when it got to be too much....anything to absorb the cymbals a little bit! |
02-10-2012, 06:10 PM
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Artist:TC Electronic RH450 bass system | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fort Madison, IA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Brown Well, I pack the hundreds of them up in a box and ship them off to JimmyM!! He can use the Morale boost!!! | I'll put a "busted-nut" in with it Jimmy! |
02-10-2012, 06:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Airdrie, Alberta | |
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02-10-2012, 09:20 PM
| | | | A couple years ago, we were playing and a girl's husband encouraged her to shoot her thong at me like a rubber band. It landed right on my mic stand (not my mic). Fortunately, she said she bought them new and did not wear them and they were clean. I asked if she wanted them back and she said no. It was funny and I left them there all night. |
02-10-2012, 09:25 PM
| | | | Find the biggest ones and look for a phone numbe....
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