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05-29-2007, 09:17 PM
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There's this cute chick in one of my classes... at least i thought she was cute until I heard her sneeze today... It was probably the loudest most obnoxious sneeze i've ever hear.. it was like a powerful man-sneeze combined with a loud EEEAAAHHHHOOHHHHHH.
Oh, and if ur on stage.. sneeze into the mic.
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05-30-2007, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by pstyle  There's this cute chick in one of my classes... at least i thought she was cute until I heard her sneeze today... It was probably the loudest most obnoxious sneeze i've ever hear.. it was like a powerful man-sneeze combined with a loud EEEAAAHHHHOOHHHHHH.
Oh, and if ur on stage.. sneeze into the mic. | Sounds like it would be a good Seinfeld episode. (Man Hands) |
05-30-2007, 11:47 AM
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05-30-2007, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pstyle I'm in class and she just sneezed again! earthquake!! | Earthquake indeed  . You obviously haven't got a clue  , but You will, and then You might see a chick sneezing in a whole different light... 
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05-30-2007, 01:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | I had a friend whose sneeze was one of the most beautiful things in this world. When she sneezed all you can hear was:"chii" thats all. Ahh good ol' times. 
For the topic,I hold my breath,works fine for me.
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05-30-2007, 02:13 PM
| | | | But what if you do to make sure that your hide it sound wise? Do you temporarly stop playing while you do it? |
05-30-2007, 02:28 PM
| | | | If you are playing something metal, gather mucus in the back of your mouth, tilt your head back and let it go. If you like Children of Bodom you know what i'm talking about. It looks sweet. |
05-31-2007, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by T-Bird Earthquake indeed . You obviously haven't got a clue , but You will, and then You might see a chick sneezing in a whole different light...
Sam | I'm not 12. I'm 25. Nothing sexy about a girl with a vulgar man-sneeze.
I'm takin a summer class.. Cost Accounting.. fun stuff! It's every day for 4 weeks. Btw, she's been on a sneeze rampage today as well.
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05-31-2007, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by T-Bird Hi.
It's just like farting during a show, only probably more visible and less smelly , You just do it.
Sam | You can leap frog over the sneeze and straight to the fart by catching it as it's leaving your mouth by closing your lips and swallowing the air.
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05-31-2007, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pstyle I'm not 12. I'm 25. Nothing sexy about a girl with a vulgar man-sneeze. | Didn't say anything about it being sexy . Quote:
Originally Posted by eedre You can leap frog over the sneeze and straight to the fart by catching it as it's leaving your mouth by closing your lips and swallowing the air. | An exellent point, LMAO, sometimes I do that with burps. Air is air, isn't it
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05-31-2007, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Bird
An exellent point, LMAO, sometimes I do that with burps. Air is air, isn't it
Sam | Absolutely - that air has to go somewhere, there's about a 40% chance that the air swallowed will take the rear exit 
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05-31-2007, 07:54 PM
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05-31-2007, 10:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | | I'm going to be vote number 2 for sneezing right into the mic haha.
Otherwise, I never really sneeze, I hold it back and it sounds like a really short muffled grunt and nothing comes out. Aparently it's bad for you, but so are most of the things I do.
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06-01-2007, 10:31 AM
| | | | aah, ahh, ahh-BOOM! |
06-01-2007, 04:03 PM
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This happens to me more frequently than I'd like to admit. I generally turn around, and if possible, bend at the knees...makes the flying spittle a bit less noticeable.
BTW - be wary of just turning your head to sneeze. I sprained my neck doing that once. Brutal pain for four days! |
06-11-2007, 10:57 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Tampa Bay | | | I just try to time the sneeze so its on beat. That way its easier for me to play without messing up. |
06-12-2007, 09:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland | | | If the key allows, hold the sneeze till you can play two bars of an open string. Let it rip while playing open string with one hand. If you need to do any wiping, use this oportunity to look like your doing a "wipe brow" move quickly, and back into the groove. |
06-12-2007, 12:59 PM
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06-12-2007, 01:19 PM
| | | I smack the strings like a djembe for the duration of the sneeze. Has to come at the right moment but you can hold it a couple of seconds and wait for it, then smack those strings
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