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Old 08-26-2007, 03:11 PM
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What can a person expect from your band if they come to see you live?
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Old 08-26-2007, 10:40 PM
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they can expect us to play some piratey metal tunes. then drink their rum, steal their valuables and women, and then sail off.
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Old 08-26-2007, 11:05 PM
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they can expect us to play some piratey metal tunes. then drink their rum, steal their valuables and women, and then sail off.
Lol man, I just checked out your band link. It's ****in awesome.
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DUDE!! THE PIRATE METAL KICKS ASS!! You guys are really really cool. Imma make my friends watch this stuff.

Ye have a good gimmick to mates.

If I had a credit card Id order a CD. You guys rock my face off and your original. Seriously you dudes have something good going on.

ROTGUT MCBROADSWORD!!

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Old 08-27-2007, 10:39 AM
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meh a good time and some good tunes. If not i'll take my pants off, thats usually gets people dancing.
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:16 AM
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I usually give the people indigestion.
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:50 AM
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My used underwear. Never seems to go over as well as when the lead singer does it. Mine aren't nearly as pretty, but they've got at least as many holes. That ought to count for something.
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:54 AM
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i give them tinnitus
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:57 AM
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meh a good time and some good tunes. If not i'll take my pants off, thats usually gets people dancing.
why would they start dancing? unless you consider running a form of dancing...
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:00 PM
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awsome original tunes and a pretty front woman to look at lol.
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:05 PM
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What can a person expect from your band if they come to see you live?
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A singer who makes a crazy/retarded face for most of the show.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:21 PM
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i give them tinnitus
congrats, thats always been a goal of mine.
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