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08-01-2006, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Count_Bassy "hey guitarist, you dropped something"
*guitarist looks down*
"the beat!"
This works better to insult drummers... | For some reason I thought you were going to say "the soap" Quote: |
Originally Posted by gruffpuppy You can use what I use:
"I pondered playing guitar once, then realized I have rhythm" | And follow with:
Q: How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison ?
A: Shoot one of them. |
08-02-2006, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Aaron Saunders Get friends that aren't so lame. | +1,000,000,000
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08-03-2006, 07:25 AM
| | | | Hand him your bass and ask him to show you how it 'should' be done... Most guitarists I know are absolutely crap bass players with scant appreciation for rythym or tempo.
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08-03-2006, 11:40 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | My response to the original poster's issue...
Excuse me, dumbass, but your calling the bass a "newb instrument" has only served to illustrate how ignorant you are. Someone who sucks as bad as you do is hardly one to make judgements.
"F-off, moron" would also work in this situation. |
08-05-2006, 02:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: odessa texas | | Break the guitar and stab him with the nech because he couldnt pay attention to the new song you wrote that he cant follow along to after you showed him 26 times. In a good way. 
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08-06-2006, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by azeng808 .....you can't even hear it.... | Any musician who cannot hear the bass has nowhere to go but up. Find a better guitar player with a better attitude.
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08-06-2006, 02:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chester, England | | | banter is one thing but if you really are at the level of trading insults ......leave
Life is way too short to spend your time with tossers
If there is no mutual respect there's no reason to stay.
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08-14-2006, 04:52 AM
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That WILL do it.
Or the live version of Leave that Thing Alone. (both by rush ,for the n00bz) bass GALORE. |
08-14-2006, 05:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Washington | | I play guitar and bass. I started out on bass though, but i play great at both. I find bass to be Much harder than guitar. simply because you have alot more to worry about than just simply strumming. But most guitarists i know, dont really care much about bass. they think its a n00b instrument.... F***ers.
Just kick him in the throat, then axe his/her guitar over their face. |
08-14-2006, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeicron Q: How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison ?
A: Shoot one of them. | Hah! That one had me laughing, and before the coffee kicked in, too! |
08-14-2006, 05:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newark, NJ | | hearin u amd me play definitely proves more ISNT better. cus i can do more with 4 than u could ever do with 6.
or how bout
what do u get when u cross a guitarist with balls and a brain?
......................... give up............... a drunk bassist
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