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Old 11-04-2008, 10:03 PM
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piece of **** epiphone tbird4 bass (vancouver)

i hate this piece of **** bass. i jsut realized that.
200$ sounds reasonable.
i don't know where the damn receipt is.
the strings aren't on it.
it works. its almost brand new. i never even played it.
i got it from long&mcquaide in july.
it's white, jumbo frets, big and rombus shaped.
ill put in ernie ball 45/65/85/105 strings for free. i'm too retarded to ptu them on myself.
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Old 11-04-2008, 10:11 PM
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credit for his honesty! you know what your getting into if you buy that rhombus
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Old 11-04-2008, 10:13 PM
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:43 AM
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:58 AM
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How do basses like this end up with no strings???
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:03 AM
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At least he is honest....that is good, but I do get a kick out of I hate this bass, then says I never even played it. How do you hate something you have never played?
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:09 AM
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How do you hate something you have never played?
Maybe it was so ugly to him that he couldn't stomach the thought of picking it up and playing it. Or he put it on and it was so unwieldy and unbalanced he couldn't bring himself to put any strings on it and try to play it. Then it sat around for a while and he took the strings off and put them on another bass, or used them to wire up the muffler that was falling off his 1982 Chevy Celebrity sedan.

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Old 11-05-2008, 11:17 AM
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how do you 'ptu' on a bass string? someone buy this thing before the guy hurts himself
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