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Old 04-03-2007, 07:06 PM
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What is the most ignorant thing you heard a BASSIST say.

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Old 04-03-2007, 08:28 PM
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"Jaco who?"
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:11 PM
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:35 PM
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:55 PM
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:59 PM
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:01 PM
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"wait why does that have 5 strings"

Dude was in a relatively known touring band and in his late 20's too.
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Old 04-03-2007, 11:20 PM
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What kind of experimenting? What they got monkeys opening it or what?
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Jaco needed 4 strings.
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Old 04-03-2007, 11:39 PM
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:46 AM
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LOL, LOL and more LOL.

I once heard of a guy that thought that because his amp had 4 different EQ parameters (like Low, low-mid, high-mid, and high), each one was for each string...

I mean... what?????????????
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:31 AM
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From the guy who consistantly plays above the 7th fret:

"I used to play guitar, but the band needed a bassist so I went out and bought one."
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:25 AM
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"Is it wrong to hate Jaco?"

Come to think of it, the same guy posted that he thought the way Jaco died was funny. "Ignorant" doesn't cover it.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:40 AM
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LOL, LOL and more LOL.

I once heard of a guy that thought that because his amp had 4 different EQ parameters (like Low, low-mid, high-mid, and high), each one was for each string...

I mean... what?????????????
You know, that'd actually be pretty cool! Make it a lot easier to EQ. "Hmm, my D string isn't coming through like the others... *cranks D string EQ knob*".
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:57 AM
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Actually the guy that said that is not a bassist but what he said is too ignorant so I couldn't help it. Sorry!
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