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10-03-2009, 08:39 PM
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As we all know, no one is safe from the marketing machine that is Kiss. From a comic book made from there own blood, to the Kiss Kasket, Kiss is slowly taking over the world. But what are some products that you want to see with the Kiss name on it? Who knows maybe Gene himself will see it and steal your idea and give you no money!
Honestly i think some Kiss brand Tampons, Pegnancy test, and other feminine products would be great.
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Originally Posted by El Bajo  Write songs that only require open strings, that way your left hand can hold a beer. | |
10-03-2009, 08:41 PM
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10-03-2009, 08:41 PM
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comes with G C and D
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10-03-2009, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by I<34080 KISS chord book
comes with G C and D | LOLZ 
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Originally Posted by El Bajo Write songs that only require open strings, that way your left hand can hold a beer. | |
10-03-2009, 08:46 PM
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10-03-2009, 08:46 PM
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10-03-2009, 10:19 PM
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10-03-2009, 10:50 PM
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10-03-2009, 10:56 PM
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10-03-2009, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by unbridled Kiss Kondoms | they exist |
10-03-2009, 11:22 PM
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10-03-2009, 11:23 PM
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Their music makes me want to kill myself. Sorry KISS fans.
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10-04-2009, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by kb9wyz The KISS Suicide Pill
Their music makes me want to kill myself. Sorry KISS fans. | No it doesn't. If it really made you want to kill yourself, you'd be dead.
I've always been happy with just their albums...if they can keep making albums as good as this latest one, I'll be happy. But if I could get the KISS logo engraved on a Portaflex light up logo plate, guess who's vintage B-15N will be sporting it?   
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10-04-2009, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by unbridled Kiss Kondoms | your name plused this post caused ironic laughter.
on topic, Kiss Led Zeppelin reissue CD's.
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10-04-2009, 12:34 AM
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Since KISS fans are already world-class wankers, it would surely sell a million or more copies
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10-04-2009, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by AnchorHoy A coffee-table sized book entitled "The Best of Gene Simmons' Polaroid Collection"
Since KISS fans are already world-class wankers, it would surely sell a million or more copies | Not if he's in the pictures.
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10-04-2009, 12:59 AM
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10-04-2009, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by unbridled Kiss Kondoms | Obviously already made. Not even have to check.
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10-04-2009, 02:24 AM
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10-04-2009, 06:50 AM
| | | I think they should make a dildo that is shaped exactly like Gene's "president". 4 inches of wonder.
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